Felix the cat is delivering 8 pizzas to a house, he ring the doorbell.
Brick's mom opens the door.
Felix: Howdy! Got your 8 pizzas!
Bricks mom: We didn't order 8 pizzas
Felix: Screw this, just take it.
Felix gives Bricks mom the pizzas and she brings them in.
Bricks Mom: We just got 8 free pizzas!
The evil Brick Heck then evilly laughs and dances.
Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!
But the cat hears the noise of pure irredeemable evil.
Felix: Crap, I gotta call up the league of Felixes!
Felix now is the Felix club with Fix it Felix Jr. from the game Fix it Felix Jr, and Felix the Shark.
Felix: Guys, it's Brick, he's back!
Fix it Felix: Oh No!
Felix the Shark: Crap!
Felix: I can't let him get his way after he killed my mother, I need help to kill this child, Felix, can you help?
Felix the Shark: Nope, unfortunately I have a business meeting today.
Felix: Oh, well Felix, can you Fix it?
Fix it Felix: I really don't think so...
Felix the Cat frowns sadly, boohoo
Fix it Felix: But I know a guy...
Meanwhile, Brick Heck is eating Pizza.
Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!
There's a knock at the door.
Brick: Ooh! I wonder if I scored an 1000 on a test and I'm being congratulated.
Brick opens the door, only to be directly punched through the wall by Wreck it Ralph
Ralph: I'm gonna wreck it!
Brick: Oh crap!
Ralph takes Brick and smashes his head into the floor 187 times, then throws him into the ceiling fan, which makes his bits bounce in every which way.
Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!
Ralph: GRRR, this is worse than my character assassination in my theatrical sequel!
The Felixes are just watching Ralph punch Brick into more and more tiny bits as he keeps screaming.
Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!
Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!
Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!
Ralph: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
Ralph punches so hard that Brick's bits go all the way to hell.
Ralph: I wrecked it.
The audience does a standing ovation.
Felix: How did this even relate to me?
The audience laughs.
YOU ARE READING
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