How NOT to be a mother in a doomed story (Oc story)

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"Wow..is that what I think it is?"

"If you were about to say a bunch of poorly written words on a rock, then yes..it is what you think it is.."

"Shush you Signora.., just live a little."

"I would....if instead of dragging me through a cavern Archons know where you would have me in a shopping trip....like NORMAL people.."

"Right...sorry, anyway, lets see what it is.."

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I weaken all men

for hours each day.

I show you strange visions

while you are away.

I take you by night

by day take you back.

None suffer to have me

but do from my lack.

"Oh, its a riddle.... I did not know there were those in Teyvat. Hey Sig...do you have an idea of what it could b-"

"Its sex.."

"......WHAT?"

"Its sex..."

"W-w-what its wrong with you!? Its clearly sleep..!"

Signora did not seem bothered by her outburst, in fact the smirk on her lips grew all the more sinful. "It can have multiple interpretations, all great literature does....and most of them are about sex.."

"And what kind of sex are you having that is making you hallucinate..?"

"Good sex, obviously~~~..."

One of her eyes started to twitch while she felt her face burn up with what she really wished was embarrassment and not something less...pure.

This was going to be a long day

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"I thought that you said that you would stay here tonight.." The voice of young woman that could have been considered beautiful at any other given time chastised him rather harshly. Though not as hard as he already had himself.

He sighed, his shoulders slumping down a little.

"I know.."

His wife did not bit her lip, did not frown, but the way her feet were tapping the ground in earnest, energetically that was so much like her when she was pissed off told him that the berating was far from over.

"That you would come back early tonight.."

"I know.." He sighed again, rubbing his face with his hand, swatting away the cold sweat sliding down his forehead with a dispassionate grunt. The tapping just grew more furious..

"That you would not go back in your word.."

"I...know..."

Far from satisfied his wife rouse her arms over her head. "Its always work, work, work with you...isn't it..!?"