IMP's Chick Magnet. New Version (Male reader X Hellaverse Women)

A/N: Credit to Renowned-Wolf for helping with a few things.

Open in Loona and Verosika's room where you're currently giving them massages.

Loona: (moaning) Yeah, right there, Puppy.

Verosika: He's got the magic touch in more ways than one.

Loona: While I'm happy to be carrying your puppies I can definitely do without the aching back and feet.

Loona and Verosika lounge and relax in bed and notice you have a distant look on your face.

Verosika: Puppy, is everything ok?

Y/N: It's nothing.

Loona and Verosika give you a look that says "Don't bullshit us. We know".

Y/N: It's just (exhales)... everything. People I love nearly die. Octavia doesn't want anything to do with me or Stolas. I've lost most of my powers and my status. The group of psychopaths that hate me have everything. I was only the Guard Dog for a few months before I fucked everything up. And with us being parents in a few months...

You avert your eyes and pin your ears back.

Y/N: ...I feel like I've already failed our children.

Loona and Verosika hug you on either side and rest their heads on your shoulders.

Verosika: We get that it seems like everything is going wrong.

Loona: This'll sound cliched but you need to remain strong and you still have everyone, including us, to rely on.

Verosika: You're doing everything you possibly can, that's all you need to be a good father.

Loona: Besides we have fucking Lucifer supporting us, I think we'll be fine for a while.

You chuckle.

Y/N: You're right, I'll continue doing everything I can but sometimes I just need to, I don't know, vent I guess.

Loona and Verosika hug you and snuggle up.

Loona & Verosika: That's where we come in.

They both give you affectionate kisses.

Cut to everyone lounging in the lobby.

Angel: So, uh...What are we even supposed to do around Easter?

Milky: Beats me.

Moxxie: The past couple years, we've just been hired to kill scumbags on earth. Last year, it was a crooked pastor who was stealing Church donations.

Millie: The year before that, it was some kinda cult obsessed with Easter Eggs.

Blitzo: Oh, yeah. Those crazy fuckers thought they contained baby Angels or some shit.

Y/N: And our first Easter with me on the team, we were hired to kill some disgusting creep in an Easter Bunny suit that did...things...to people.

Roxy: (tail wag) And then the two of us beat the crap out of him the first time we took Gregory to Lu Lu World.

Y/N: Heh, good times. Did we ever tell you he also had the real Easter Bunny as a prisoner?

Strika: O_o (spit take). The Easter Bunny is actually real?!

Husk: We went to a Leprechaun party just last month-