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GC 18

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Timeline: The Moons of Jupiter

*Jupiter as added Ganymede, Europa, Callisto, and Io to the GC*

Jupiter: If you guys are in danger just text in here to get me or Saturn to help you guys.

Ganymede: We'll be fine big guy! We're your A team!

Europa: This is pointless why are we texting in this GC anyway? We should be looking for the uh moon.

Callisto: What was his name. I forgot...

Ganymede: You to Callisto? His name was Timmy!

*Saturn is online*

Saturn: HIS NAME IS TITANNNNNNNN!!!! BRING BACK MY PRECIOUS MOOOOOOON!!!

*And is still a crybaby*

Saturn: 🥺

Uranus: Damn Saturn. You should take the app bullying you as a sign and stop being a crybaby over your moon.

Saturn: 😡 SHUT THE FUCK UP URANUS!!!

*Saturn is offline Uranus prepare to run*

Uranus: What?

Uranus: Ahdbjdmfnsbshshdhywjzhvnnxhdj

Uranus: I need to be Australian. USIJFNSNDBUSHSVHZBD

*Uranus's phone was stolen by Saturn*

Neptune: COUSIN! Stop dying without me! Yeee!

*Neptune went offline to join being murderedby Saturn*

Io: DAMN WE ONLY GOT SIX PLANETS NOW!!

Jupiter: Don't piss Saturn off again Ganymede.

Ganymede: All I did was call Timmy by his name.

Europa: Can me and Callisto's question finally be answered now that we're done with that side plot?

Io: ITS BECAUSE WE'RE IN A BOOK!!! THE AUTHOR CHOOSES WHEN WE LEAVE BECAUSE THE CHAPTER WILL BE OVER THEN!!!

*Io broke the 4th wall Sun do your work*

Callisto: Io? Why are you so weird?

Ganymede: What's the 4th wall?

*The Sun is online*

Sun: WHO BROKE THE 4TH WALL?!

Io: I DID! IT WAS FUN!

Sun: ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!!

Io: NUH UH!! I AM IO THIS IS HOW I WILL BE DIFFERENTIATED BY THE AUTHOR!!

Sun: BUT THIS IS MY SOLAR SYSTEM GROUP CHAT!! SO IO FOR BREAKING THE 4TH WALL AND STEALING MY TEXTING TYPE YOU WILL BE...

*Sun made Io only be able to send lowercase messages*

Sun: ONLY TYPING IN LOWERCASE!!

Io: noooooooooooooooooooo.

Sun: MUHAHAHA!

*Sun is offline*

Ganymede: Let's go find Timmy now!

Jupiter: Titan... but have fun and stay safe.

*The Galilean Moons are offline*

Jupiter: Now I can read my book. Solarballs GC during the episodes.

Jupiter: Wait...

Jupiter: OH GOD WE ARE IN A BOOK!!!

Jupiter: Help us please Reader!

*Jupiter is offline*

*Jupiter's Memory has been erased reader this will not be brought up ever again they can't know so 🤫*

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