CW: a little offensive, bad language
Btw guys, I am not fatphobic or any type of messed up phobic. This came from a South Park episode, not me. I just thought that this scene fits some of the characters well.
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Builderman with Shedletsky puppet: "Okay children, let's take our seats, we have a lot to learn today!!"
Builderman: We sure do, Mr. Shedletsky.
Builderman: Okay children, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is 5 x 2?
everyone: *silence*
Builderman: Come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
Chance: *raises hand*
Builderman: Yes, Chance?
Chance: 12
Builderman: Okayy, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete [can't say this-]. Anyone?? Come on, don't be shy.
Elliot: I think I know the answer, Mr. Builderman!!
1x1x1x1: *mocking noises*
Elliot: Shut up, fat boy!!
1x1x1x1: AY. DON'T CALL ME FAT, YOU F☆CKING [idk if I'll get cancelled for this...].
Builderman: 1x! Did you just say the f-word!?
1x1x1x1: ... [...]?
Elliot: No, he's talking about f☆ck. You can't say f☆ck in school, you f☆ckin fatass.
Builderman: ELLIOT!!!
1x1x1x1: Why the f☆ck not?!
Builderman: 1x!!
Guest 1337: Dude, you just said f☆ck again!
Builderman: GUEST!!!
Two Time: f☆ck !
Builderman: TWO TIME!!!
1x1x1x1: What's the big deal?! It doesn't hurt anybody. f☆ck f☆ckity f☆ck f☆ck f☆ck.
Builderman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR?!
1x1x1x1: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCKMY B☆LLS?!
Everyone: HUH?!?!??!
Builderman: ... WHAT. DID. YOU SAY.
1x1x1x1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What I said was...
*grabs megaphone*
1x1x1x1: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY B☆LLSSSSS
1x1x1x1:... Mr. Builderman.
Builderman: ...
Everyone: ...
Guest 1337: ... holy sh☆t, dude.
