Lighting Dust: "So what do you think about this boys?"
Rolling Thunder: "You've officially become members of The Washouts!"
Short Fuse: "All you'll need now is your photograph taken for you I.D. and your one of us."
Bomber: "I really don't know what to say. It is such an honour joining you prestigious lot, it really is."
(Hurricane nods his head enthusiastically).
Lighting Dust: "Aaaww... you're so sweet."
Short Fuse: "Makes me sick just thinking about it!"
Bomber: "Anyway, who's taking our photograph."
Rolling Thunder: "Only the best in the business, Photo Finish! She took all our photos!"
Lighting Dust: "But... I must warn you... try not to... laugh... at the way she speaks."
Bomber: "How so?"
(Photo Finish bursts through the door, carried by her entourage).
Photo Finish: "I HAVE.... AWWIVED!!"
Short Fuse: "That's why."
Bomber: (Winks at Hurricane) "We won't laugh at anything will we Hurricane?"
(Hurricane shakes his head).
Rolling Thunder: "Well, have fun sport! Much us proud!"
(Washouts leave room, Photo Finish sets up camera).
Photo Finish: "So, who fiwst?"
(Hurricane points at himself).
Photo Finish: "Why he don't talk?"
Bomber: "He was born mute, Miss Finish."
Photo Finish: "I see... name!"
Bomber: "Hurricane."
Photo Finish: "OK! Huwwicane! Stand still!"
(Both Bomber and Hurricane start snickering).
Photo Finish: "What so funny?"
Bomber: "Nothing, Miss Finish, he's just weally looking forward to his photo being taken.
(Bomber tries not to laugh. Tears stream down Hurricane's face).
Photo Finish: "Tissues, now! I don't want Huwwicane cwying in the finished pwoduct!"
(Bomber begins wheezing. Hurricane can't stand up straight).
Photo Finish: "Stand up stwaight Huwwicane!! The camewa can't focus pwopewly!!"
(Bomber starts hissing loudly. Hurricane falls over).
Photo Finish: "Is thewe something funny going on?"
Hurricane: "No, Miss Finish! Just vewy happy to be hewe."
Photo Finish: "Wight then! Stop the giggles and focus!"
Bomber: "We do apologise, Miss Finish."
Photo Finish: (Sighs) "Wight then! Look sewious fow the camewa!"
(Bomber and Hurricane just explode with laughter. Photo Finish stomps hoof on the ground).
Photo Finish: "TELL ME WHAT FUNNY NOW!!"
(Bomber and Hurricane are rolling all over the floor in complete hysterics).
Bomber: "We twied honestly, we weally, weally, twied! We are so sowwy! Vewy, vewy, sowwy!"
(Alicorn brothers continue to laugh wildly. Photo Finish climbs on her podium).
Photo Finish: "I AM.... LEAVING!!"
(Photo Finish leaves. Brothers are still on the floor laughing. Washouts come back in the room).
Lighting Dust: "I knew this would happen."

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HumorBomber and Hurricane can't stop laughing at Photo Finish.