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Equestria Snippets: Pronunciation

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Lighting Dust: "So what do you think about this boys?"

Rolling Thunder: "You've officially become members of The Washouts!"

Short Fuse: "All you'll need now is your photograph taken for you I.D. and your one of us."

Bomber: "I really don't know what to say. It is such an honour joining you prestigious lot, it really is."

(Hurricane nods his head enthusiastically).

Lighting Dust: "Aaaww... you're so sweet."

Short Fuse: "Makes me sick just thinking about it!"

Bomber: "Anyway, who's taking our photograph."

Rolling Thunder: "Only the best in the business, Photo Finish! She took all our photos!"

Lighting Dust: "But... I must warn you... try not to... laugh... at the way she speaks."

Bomber: "How so?"

(Photo Finish bursts through the door, carried by her entourage).

Photo Finish: "I HAVE.... AWWIVED!!"

Short Fuse: "That's why."

Bomber: (Winks at Hurricane) "We won't laugh at anything will we Hurricane?"

(Hurricane shakes his head).

Rolling Thunder: "Well, have fun sport! Much us proud!"

(Washouts leave room, Photo Finish sets up camera).

Photo Finish: "So, who fiwst?"

(Hurricane points at himself).

Photo Finish: "Why he don't talk?"

Bomber: "He was born mute, Miss Finish."

Photo Finish: "I see... name!"

Bomber: "Hurricane."

Photo Finish: "OK! Huwwicane! Stand still!"

(Both Bomber and Hurricane start snickering).

Photo Finish: "What so funny?"

Bomber: "Nothing, Miss Finish, he's just weally looking forward to his photo being taken.

(Bomber tries not to laugh. Tears stream down Hurricane's face).

Photo Finish: "Tissues, now! I don't want Huwwicane cwying in the finished pwoduct!"

(Bomber begins wheezing. Hurricane can't stand up straight).

Photo Finish: "Stand up stwaight Huwwicane!! The camewa can't focus pwopewly!!"

(Bomber starts hissing loudly. Hurricane falls over).

Photo Finish: "Is thewe something funny going on?"

Hurricane: "No, Miss Finish! Just vewy happy to be hewe."

Photo Finish: "Wight then! Stop the giggles and focus!"

Bomber: "We do apologise, Miss Finish."

Photo Finish: (Sighs) "Wight then! Look sewious fow the camewa!"

(Bomber and Hurricane just explode with laughter. Photo Finish stomps hoof on the ground).

Photo Finish: "TELL ME WHAT FUNNY NOW!!"

(Bomber and Hurricane are rolling all over the floor in complete hysterics).

Bomber: "We twied honestly, we weally, weally, twied! We are so sowwy! Vewy, vewy, sowwy!"

(Alicorn brothers continue to laugh wildly. Photo Finish climbs on her podium).

Photo Finish: "I AM.... LEAVING!!"

(Photo Finish leaves. Brothers are still on the floor laughing. Washouts come back in the room).

Lighting Dust: "I knew this would happen."

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