Golden Throne (Herobrine x Reader)

APRIL FOOLS!

"(Y/N)!!!!!!!" He boomed dragging the name. I was laughing so hard walking to him. Took back a breath loudly and said

"APRIL FOOLS MOTHA FAKAHHHH"

"Well, April fools to you too, now help me GET THIS SQUID OFF! ITS SUCKING MY BRAIN OUT!"

"You have a brain? Didn't notice." I shook me head

"Haha very funny do you want me to eat your soul out now?" He said and I could see his eyes glowing so bright through the skin of the squid, soon the skin just melted exposing his eyes to me. I freaked out and said

"Hold on hero" holding the squid and pulling as hard as I could. I sighed and let go, held two tentacles and put one on my foot on Herobrines shoulder for maximum strength and pulled as hard as I could. I fell on the floor and looked at my hands which were holding two still alive wiggling tentacles

"AHHHH!" I screamed throwing it on the floor whipping my hands on Herobrine's shirt. He just stood there with the most derp face I have ever seen. He sighed getting out a sharp long diamond sword. My eyes widened, I didn't expect this on April fools day. He put out his hand up ready to strike and I closed my eyes tightly covering my face.

"Do you think you can make a fool of me, IN MY OWN HOME?!"

"I'M SORRY HEROBRINE I didn't mean it! please don't kill me!" I quickly said before hearing the sound of a sharp slice from a sword. Opening my eyes to see the squid was off him, I furrowed my eyebrows with my mouth hanging open.

"April fools to you to darling" he said closing my mouth lightly and walking his sassy walk away. I groaned, oh it's on!

In the kitchen baking a pumpkin pie when Hero came back from the over world, I could have done so many pranks If he was here! He took a shower and then came in with just a towel on his waist.

"What'sssss cookin'! gooooddd lookin'?" You blushed then smirked and said,

"Oooo pumpkin pie, just the way you like it!"

"Be right back gonna change... mmm care to joi-"

"Hero!" I yelled and he laughed then went, I made sure he was gone with the sound foot steps going away. I chuckled "you are going to get it!"

"Get what? Is it concerning coming with me?" He whispered in my ear and my eyes widened. I turned quickly and he was not there any more, I heard deep laughs from upstairs. I smirked then continued to go to the fridge where I took out a dish of slime and milk. Placed it on the counter after taking out the hot pie. I put it in a can and shaked hard testing on my hand it worked well, tasted it and puked in my mouth a bit then smirked covering the whole pie with it

"Excellent... HEROBRINE THE PIE IS READY!"

"Did someone say pie? Where dem pies? What are you doing standing there?!" he said before sitting down waiting for the pie.

"You and your sass"

*snaps finger in Z shape* "You want some?! If you want some ill give it to ya"

"No please, I don't want some thank you" I said sarcastically before I held the pie smirking

"Wait, why are you approaching to me like that?... WAIT ITS STILL THE SAME DAY-" he wanted to finish but I smashed the pie on his face. Laughed so hard my stomach was paining. Hero was really mad but soon smirked

"How about a kiss and hug darling?"

"Oh my..."

"April fools!"

"HERO NO! GET OFF ME! Ewewewew!" I squirmed as he hugged hard, furrowed my eyebrows as he smirked. He kissed you passionately for a second because I pushed him away covering my mouth running towards the sink then vomiting hard. That pie was nasty! And the fact it was pumpkin texture made it worse!