Golden Throne (Herobrine x Reader)

APRIL FOOLS!

"Aw, too much tongue action?" He asked me and I looked at him then vomited harder was knowing. What? Was in the pie not enough? Herobrine comforted me, sat down on the couch sniffing, he brought me tea and I took a sip out of it. I spat it on his face from the taste of bitterness from the salt he put. He laughed and I groaned

"Awe not the right time? Maybe another kiss will make you happy (Y/N)"

"Seriously? Real mature hero and No. Maybe another time"

"Mmmm, like when?"

"Oh my lord..."

"Yes my sweet?"

"Oh my- oh my rainbow magical pony socks" I rolled my eyes knowing he could bring--

"Yeash?" Herobrine said putting a rainbow sock on his hand that had a unicorn on it.

"When did y-"

"WWE COBRAAAAAAAA!" He yelled about to put the sock in my mouth but I slapped him. His head went side then looked my straight In the eye getting out the sock. "WWE cobra...." He said in a low voice

I got up and went outside. Sighed then hero came with a donut, I furrowed my eyebrows

"I'm sorry for early today, so I made you this! Its my first donut I ever made! I would like you to taste it first"

I hesitated to take it. First smelled it, its smells good! "What's inside?"

"Strawberry filling"

"Sounds tasty, I guess I could try it..." I said as you took a big bite and swallowed but after some time a burning feeling washed your mouth, you got up and screamed "W-WHAT WAS THAT?!"

"Oh did I tell you there is a bit of hot sauce?"

"A BIT?!"

"okay, maybe a lot... drink milk"

Rabidly running inside to open the fridge. I took the milk and started drinking it down from the bottle, then spit it out on Herobrine realizing it's expired. You opened the fridge again but everything was either expired or made of spicy stuff. I looked at him and he shrugged smirking, started drinking water but it just made it worse. So I gave up and let the feeling go away by it self.

"You're an ass"

"Love you too"

"I will get you"

"I'd like to see you try" He said before leaving the room. I sighed and took out a paper and pencil starting planning for the biggest prank ever!

Some time passed with me getting everything ready. Finally I finished and called Herobrine outside. He stepped out and sighed

"What is it (Y/N)? Is this another attempt to prank me?" He asked with is arms crossed. I giggled hiding at place on top of the castle. "WHO'S THERE?! SHOW YOURSELF!"

I picked up a bucket of of pink paint and poured it over him. He froze in place surprised and that was just what I wanted. Took out another chest of raw meat and threw it slapping him multiple times. Then I opened a chest of baby spiders. Finally, I whistled loudly and a ghast came carrying a huge slime and dropped it on him making him stuck inside, you laughed hard as the ghast came and carried you on its head to the ground. You jumped off and smirked at Herobrine before bursting in laughter again taking a picture, Priceless. You yelled

"Looks like your in a, STICKY SITUATION!"

He just stared at you and telaported away, he came back clean with whipped cream on his hand, he put his hand side ways ready to strike me but I caught his hand making the cream fly but I caught it with my other hand before pushing towards

"SMACK CAM!"

I yelled smacking his face with the cream, he was so surprised he just stood there, I immediately got scared that he will yell at me. But he just stared then burst in laughter and I did too. He next tackled me to the floor making the whip cream on my face too! He was over me and smirked, my eyes widened, he licked his lips clearing the cream from it, I blushed lightly and bit my lip but then pushed him and we started rolling, little did you know you were going towards a cliff...

All the laughter stopped when hero yelled "WOAH" and falling into the lava. "HERO!" I yelled tears quickly welling up.

"APRIL FOOLS!" His voice came behind me

"HERO! THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!" I shifted around

"Oh I'm sorry I made you worried darling..."

"Its okay,,, just don't do it again,,, want some of this?" I asked giving him a can

"W-,,,What? Uhm yeah sure" He said taking it and opening, baby spiders jumped on his face getting out webs and he scream running and cleaning his face with lava, you laughed.

"Eheheheheheheee... I guess your in a, KNOT!"

"Not now" He groaned

I shrugged slapping his face leaving the spiders fly off "I'll expect an appology soon Hero"

"Ah fuck off"

Shrugging again before I slapped him harder then walked back inside to go shower then sleep. Its gonna be an exciting day tomorrow!