It's a match! - A first dates lander au! (Tmf)

**Zans persperctive**

I'm greeted with a perfectly muscled bicep and triceps near my head for a pillow when I wake up. Squinting open, I see that for once, I'm up first, as my boyfriend, yes! Boyfriend of nearly a month now! Is fast asleep next to me. His hair is fluffy and tousled and his arm is carelessly flung to my side of my bed, thus having his arm as a pillow. I smirk, giving his strong arm a kiss and shifting minimally, my arm that's around his naked waist stroking his side. Haley and Jake keep joking that we're in the honeymoon phase of our relationship, and that they'll eventually be a wobble but I don't buy it. After about fifteen or twenty minutes (I admit I lost count as soon as I started to count the lottle constellations of moles dotted on Luke's face, shoulder and chest, not wanting to pull the covers to count more) his beautiful buttercup eyes squint open.

"Morning" I say softly, kissing his neck where a hickey has bloomed, in reply, I get a sleepy noise and an arm yanked around my waist to hook me closer. "Mmhhhh"
"Sleepy today?" I ask, chuckling a little, which earns me a nod. "Would you not be after getting....wait, that's a stupid question....you are, every time I'm on top , in the mornings you are—"
"Alright captain obvious, no need to recount the night" I snort at his stupid antics.
"Okay, can we stay for a bit?" He asks into my neck, the vibrations of his raspy morning voice making me fuzzy inside.
"Yes" I say with an exaggerated roll of my eyes, reaching for my phone. "Go back to sleep if you want?" I ask him , stroking his hair. "You can lie on me instead of me lying on you if you want?" I offer, which is quickly took up as he cutley wriggles down the bed and plops his head into my chest.

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Scrolling for hours. I get a notification from my mom. Confused, I open the text message and my jaw drops:

'Hello deary! It's been a couple months since we've seen you because of university, but Haley is coming round for tea this weekend, so if you'd like to, you could join us as well...also bring your secret boyfriend so we can be introduced. Lots of love mom xxx

Fuck.
How does she know?
We've only been dating for about five weeks, we've only been OFFICIALLY boyfriends for about three of those weeks, maybe pushing two. Out whole relationship is close to a month,
I don't want Luke to be freaked out...
Did Haley tell her?
Is she spying on me?
Mega fuck.

Panicked by the sudden, cryptic revelation, I frantically scroll down to my sister's contact.
"Hello-"

"Haley!" I snap, causing Luke to jump, lifting his head off the pillow in his half asleep state. Feeling bad I woke up my tired ,precious boy , I give his hair a kiss as an apology and he tilts his head in confusion. I mouthe that I'll tell him later and he just rests his head back on  my bare chest*

"What?! It's 10 on a Sunday! Calm down what's wrong?" She says , and I can hear Jake's obnoxious yawn in the background.

"You little bitch" I growl, convinced she told her.

"Woah. Why am I a bitch? And why are we growling? What the fuck has put your knickers in a twist?" She says with a yawn.
"I think you know."
"I can assure you I don't"
"Will this jog your memory?" I say, scoffing as I forward her the message, on the other end of the line there's the fumbling of putting a phone on speaker and a confused Jake....silence...then...

"WHAT THE FUCK!? How does she know?!"

"You didn't tell her?!"

"No! Because if I told her I knew YOU would  react like this!"
"Then who told her?"
There's a moment of silence where we are both probably grappling at straws to think who could have possibly told her:

"You didn't tell dad did you?"
"No, Alex, because I knew he'd tell her"
"Did Jake tell her—"
"I didn't" I hear the blond's voice from over the phone. "I love mama Shannon, but not enough to risk my balls being chopped by Zander" he laughs.
"The band?"
"No"
"Facebook?"
"I don't post on Facebook"
"Instagram?"