text messages {#1} | ?

-1 new text message-
11/12/2015
From: Unknown Number
Subject: -

10:45am
Unknown Number: hey

Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number?

Unknown Number: *hey :)

Me: are you serious?

Unknown Number: as serious as I'll ever be, babe ;)

Me: how are you so sure I'm not a dude?

Unknown Number: I'm sure you're not.

Me: what if I am?

10:55am
Unknown Number: I would stop texting you.

Me: great. I'm a guy and I'm sure you're a guy too, so stop texting me.

Unknown Number: tell me, I'm still texting you, right?

Me: yeah. Stop texting me.

Unknown Number: ah, but that's why I won't ;)