"Kallie. Are you ready to go? We were supposed to be there 30 minutes ago!" Grace yells from the living room.
"I'm coming!" I yell from the bathroom.
"God, you take forever." She says as we walk out the front door.
"Well seeing as you won't even fucking tell me where the hell you're dragging me to. I didn't really care." I laugh.
"Alright. We're here!" She screeches.
"Where is 'here'" I glare at her.
"Don't worry about it." She says.
We walk into a beautiful lobby filled with gorgeous men.
"Grace. What is the deal?" I ask.
"Kal, you haven't left the apartment since Ted left you. You needed to get out."
"That. Doesn't. Answer. My. Question." I snap.
She doesn't say anything, just drags me up to the front counter.
"Hi! Welcome to the Hollywood hotel! How can I help you today?" The tall brunette ask.
"Hi! I have two rooms reserved for Grace."
"Rooms 403 and 404." She hands us our room keys and Grace drags me to the elevator.
"What are we doing here? We live 15 minutes away!" I state.
"You'll see. Carol and Marissa are meeting us here. They've got rooms too." She says.
While we wait for them to get to the hotel we hang out in my room talking about what we're going to do for the next three days.
"You've told me everything we're doing tomorrow, and Sunday. But not what we're doing tonight." I say.
"You're going to have to wait and see." She grins.
Grace has been my best friend in the entire world since grade school. We just moved to Los Angeles about 4 months ago. We were still adjusting to the LA life. We had run into a few celebrity's like Taylor Swift and that Canadian singer all the girls love. Justin something or other. But this is the first time we'd been out since Teddy dumped me two weeks ago. Someone knocked on my door and shook me out of my thoughts.
"Yay! They're here! Now we can go!" Grace screeched.
I opened the door, and greeting me were our newest friends Carol and Marissa.
"Hey guys." I laugh.
"Hey! Are we ready?!" Carol says.
"I gue-" They pulled me right out the door before I could finish my sentence.
We walk downstairs to a room that says reserved for private party. And we walk in. We were the only people there.
"What are we doing in here? It says reserved." I caution.
"We are the private party it's reserved for silly!" Grace says.
We all sit down and chat for about 10 minutes before the lights dim and fog starts rolling. Then the music starts...
*Its a beautiful night. We're lookin dumb to do.*
I lean over to grace.
"What are you doing?" I whisper.
"Shhh! Wait for it!" She says.
So I wait, the music keeps going and nothing is happening. And then Carol screams.
I turn around to see Joe Manganiello, suit and tie walking through the doors we came in.
He walks right up to Carol and pulls her on stage, where the light illuminates a chair hanging from four medal bars.
The music changes from *Marry You* to *I wanna desecrate ya.*
And his dancing changed from sweet to Oh my god help me.
It was fantastic.
Grace had convinced someone to convince the cast of Magic Mike XXL to put on a private show for the four of us.
One Joe was done with his dance another song started this one slow. And then out came Matt Bomer looking for someone to dance with.
Marissa got the honor.
After Matt was done out came Adam Rodriguez dancing to Candy Shop.
"This is the best thing ever." I managed to scream at Grace who had already been pulled on stage with Adam.
"I know!!!" She screamed back as the dance came to and end.
Everything went dark, and it was quiet.
"That was gre-" I started to say, but music started up again, really loud. It was still dark and someone has swept me and my chair off the floor.
*What the hell?!* I thought to myself.
The lights started to flash yellow and white. It was the last dance in XXL, Channing Tatums dance.
"Oh my god." I breathed as him and another dancer started dancing towards Marissa and I.
It happened just like in the movie.
Channing crawled between me legs and started to move so seductively. And then the song changed as did his dancing.
I started laughing.
And then he picked me up upside down and help me like that while he kicked the chair out of the way.
He put me down and bent me over, and the dancers switched spots.
And then he came back, hand on my neck and laid me down.
I could hear the girls screaming, but I could do anything but laugh.
And then he walked away and the lights started flashing red.
*Cookie, Cookie*
He had slid on top of me backwards, my legs above my head, and then he flipped us over.
*Break your back like a lobster*
He grabbed my hair and pulled. And then turned us to the side and grinded on me.
He picked me up so I was kneeling in front of him and snaked my hands into his pants. I grabbed the elastic and she nodded at me.
I knew what that meant.
Pull!
I pulled his pants down revealing a very shiny man thong.
He picked me up and instinct reaction I wrapped my legs around him.
He got real low and bounded twice.
He got up and put me down.
The music stopped and the girls were throwing money I didn't even know they had.
