Luke: "Okay, usually people ask the boyfriend", the interviewer looks at Luke, "Their opinion on their girlfriends. But we want to know their friends opinion!", he turned to Calum, Michael and Ashton. "So tell us, is (Y/N) the clingy girlfriend she appears to be?". At first, all of the boys were silent - Luke actually looked like he was going to blew up. However, before he could even open his mouth, Calum was quick to begin answer. "Okay, first of all: what the fuck? That's completely unprofessional.". "And also extremely disrespectful to (Y/N), Luke and us - friends with both of them", Michael continued. "I don't even know where you got that idea from!", Ashton exclaimed. "Neither do I", Calum mumbled and Michael nodded, agreeing with them. "So, no, (Y/N) is not a clingy girlfriend. I may not be her boyfriend, but I see the way she treats Luke - and it's great. She's also an excellent friend. But you, my friend, you're an asshole.", Ashton finished the discussion. No need to say that you and Luke were thanking the boys after the interview.
Ashton: "I guess we're lucky (Y/N)'s not here today", the interviewer chuckled while talking to the boys about you being pulled to the stage on their last interview. "Why's that?", Ashton asked, him and the boys not following the joke anymore. "'Cause, you know, this is a radio show - on the radio, you can only hear someone's voice. And, let's face it, (Y/N)'s hot as hell... But the moment she opens her mouth, all the magic's gone". The boys went silent, all shocked with the sincerity of the man right in front of them. "Uh. I don't know why you think that", Luke said, "I don't find (Y/N)'s voice annoying at all". "Agreed", Calum kept on, "In fact, she has a nice voice - it calms us". "Yeah. And, man, if you think that's annoying... You've never heard her screaming his name. If you know what I mean", Michael chuckled, motioning to Ashton. Although a little mad with Michael's comment, you were quick to thank them as soon as you got the chance.
Michael: "I guess you guys are relieved with one thing:", the interviewer talked to Luke, Calum and Ashton, "You don't have to worry about envying Michael for having (Y/N)". "What do you mean?", Ashton asked. "You know, she's not exactly the best out there". "Well that was rude and direct", Luke mumbled annoyed. "Sorry, but I'm pretty sure the three of us find (Y/N) to be very attractive - not saying in other words 'cause Michael would probably kill us", Calum said. "And not only is she very pretty, her relationship with Michael is simply amazing", Luke said. "So we envy Michael, not only for having a hell of a girl, but for also having a great and healthy relationship with her", Ashton concluded. Michael and the boys left that interview more pissed off than ever, and after making sure you knew how beautiful you were, you were able to thank them.
Calum: "Calum, congratulations!", the interviewer exclaimed. "For what?", Calum asked with a dumb smile. "On (Y/N)'s pregnancy, of course!". "Is this a joke?", he asked. "Oh. She isn't pregnant. It sure looks like it", he laughed sarcastically. "Wow, man, not cool", Michael interrupted. "Yeah, not cool at all", Ashton said, "And I didn't notice (Y/N) getting any weight lately". "That's 'cause she haven't", Luke gave the interviewer a glare. "She looks just as hot as usual", Michael commented. "Maybe even more", Ashton drifted off. "Okay, I think we're missing the point here", Luke said, "The thing is: (Y/N) is just as thin as she has always been and you're an idiot". Before you could even thank the boys, they were already talking you out of starting a diet. Because, on their words, 'you look just as fit as you always did'
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Two updates because they are both rather short :) enjoy.
