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Funny and stupid questions to ask people

~~~If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

~~~Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

~~~Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

~~~If I save time, when do I get it back?

~~~Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

~~~Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?

~~~Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?

~~~Why are they called training bras? What do we teach them?

~~~Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?

~~~Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved?

~~~Why do they make scented toilet paper?

~~~Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

~~~ If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

~~~If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

~~~ If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

~~~ If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

~~~If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

~~~If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

~~~If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

~~~ Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

~~~Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

~~~Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

~~~ Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?

~~~Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

~~~Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~~~ If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

~~~If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

~~~ If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?

~~~ If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

~~~If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

~~~If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?

~~~If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?

~~~ Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?

~~~Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

~~~Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things?

~~~ Why do you feet smell and your nose runs?

~~~Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

~~~Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

~~~If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

~~~When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

~~~Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

~~~If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

~~~If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

~~~If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

~~~What's a question with no answer called?

~~~Why is a square meal served on round plates?

~~~Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

~~~If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

~~~Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

~~~How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

~~~Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

~~~Can you cry under water?

~~~If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

~~~Why is there not a special name for the tops of your feet?

~~~Can fat people go skinny dipping?

~~~Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

~~~Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

~~~Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

~~~Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

~~~Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

~~~How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

~~~If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

~~~If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

~~~If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

~~~You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

~~~Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?