I sit on the bed in my tour bus, flipping through my old Hogwarts yearbook. My eyes rest on a picture of the day I got half my body stuck in the wall at platform 9 and 3/4 6 years ago. I chuckle and flip the page again, this time seeing a picture of the time I shoved Rebecca Black off the stage at the Halloween Bash.
There's a soft knock at my door, and I call for the person to come in. It's Beth. I smile the instant I see her dressed in her light blue bridesmaid gown. "Are you dressed?" she asks.
I look down and find myself wearing the tuxedo I put on earlier. Today's the day of Rebecca and Jake's wedding. "Yup. I can see you are. Twirl for me," I say.
Beth steps farther into the room, twirling like I asked her to. Her blonde hair is styled in lush blonde curls and her blue eyes are defined perfectly. Now Beth had always been cute, but now she was starting to become seriously beautiful.
"We're going to be late. Senor Swag's outside the bus," she said, beckoning me to come out. I follow her out of the room and down the steps of the bus, making sure to take a bottle of water with me. Surely enough, my pet unicorn is standing there.
I take a sip from the bottle and notice it tastes funny. Soon, the whole world around me is getting bigger and bigger and bigger. I look down at my feet and notice that it wasn't water I just drank. It was a potion that turned me into a duck.
I hear Beth say, "Goddamn it, Justin! Again?"
Yes, that is the end of YAWJ. Instead, I've decided to work on my book The False Human. Make sure to go read it! Justin would want you to :)
Anyway, a lot of people are really upset about this story ending. So I've decided to do this thing where I write a bunch of short stories about Justin's years at Hogwarts that weren't mentioned in the book. It's going to be posted in the original You're a Wizard, Justin book. You know, Round 1?
Vote, comment, and fan if you have stayed with Justin until the very end.
