ask oikawa tooru

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Oikawa smirked as he thought of a plan.

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He was sitting in the club room with his team, after they had discussed some stuff together. He had let Matsukawa and Hanamaki in on the plan, so they could help him out.

"I bet nobody can come up with a lamer pickup line than me," Oikawa stated randomly.

"Oh yeah? Wanna bet?" Hanamaki smirked. "Mattsun and I slay pickup lines."

"I know a few," Kindaichi piped in, while Kunimi shrugged.

"I know love live related ones."

"Kyoutani, stop."

"Bring it then," Oikawa smirked.

"Easy. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple," Hanamaki smirked.

"Too classic," Matsukawa sighed. "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."

"Guys guys, listen to this," Kindaichi added. "Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin' it."

"Kindaichi, nasty," Oikawa laughed and cringed. "Okay, but seriously. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Hey Iwa-chan, what about you? Tell us some."

Iwaizumi looked up at them, seemingly bored. "The alphabet has 20 letters, right?"

"I'm pretty sure it's 26," Hanamaki muttered.

"Sorry, I forgot URAQT," Iwaizumi said lightly, getting up and walking to the door, opening it.

"Wait, that makes 25!" Oikawa called after him. Iwaizumi glanced at him over his shoulder.

"You'll get the D later."