Monday,
I have no idea why I've begun recording my torture . Perhaps it is to overcome boredom and to create an outlet to all my anger . I don't remember when I was born but as far as my memory can stretch I have been living in this house for about 3 years . I live with my so called HUMAN parents and little Suzy . These humans call me Carly , I'm not particularly fond of humans, I don't see why cats can't rule this plant. Oh my...Where are my manners?! I forgot to mention the most important detail about my life, which is that I'm a cat!
Today I found this empty notepad in Suzy's room I picked it up with my jaws and brought it to my secret pit in the garden .I found this secret pit some time during last week while trying to run from Suzy because she was trying to make me play dress up !
Gosh that was close ! I can't wait till Suzy joins 1st grade , she will then have homework and won't have so much time to frolic around , Harass me and best of all NO MORE FASHION SHOWS !!!!
Can Imsmell chicken ?! Yay moms cooked chicken for dinner !!! Sorry got to go dinners served ! !
Tuesday,
Today mom forgot my breakfast and my snacks ! During lunch she realized that there's a poor little creature crying for food (me!) . And after all that weeping and protesting , What do I get , smelly rotten CAROTS !!!! Since dad has started his "diet" I have started shrinking both mentally and physically ! Suzy got this new gold fish and calls IT her favorite pet , well I'm not jealous , actully I'm really happy , I'm soon going to have a good fleshy meal ! Today morning when I was reading the news paper I came across an article about a thief kidnaping a small litle girl in our neighbourhood , well I'm sure that house must be having a cat who actully paid the kidnapper to kidnap the kid ! I should have held that thought...soon enough mom and dad read that article, within a few hours, "boom" the security system was installed in our house ! It's a wonderful thing for humans , but it kills my hope of an escape plan, so no "missing Carly'' posters are going to be hanging anywhere in the near future.
Got to go , mom might even forget my dinner !
Wednesday
Today was Suzy's 5th Birthday (as they call it !) today She invited many shrieking children to our house . I lived my worst nightmare today , There were about 20 SUZY'S !!!! I had been shrieked at , howled at and i was chased all over the house too! Some kid kept her heavy school bag inside my secret pit !
I could have pushed it out but ain't nobody got time for that! There was also this guy who was allergic to cat fur so I was locked up in the wash room for a couple of hours ! I didn't even get my share of the birthday cake !
Today I got a taco for dinner ! Yum!
*Yawn* I'm sleepy ! Good night !
Thursday
Today Suzy got her birthday present , it was a cycle ! I have to admit it the cycle looked really fun to ride ! Suzy caught me drooling at her bike and pulled me by my color , at first I thought shes going to hit me or something but she buckled a pink helmet on my head and said " Carly I'm going to take you for a ride around the beach!" I first thought she was referring the garden to be the beach but actully when dad came home he got on his cycle and said ," Are you ready Suzy and Carly ?! " ," let's have a race to the beach !" . I don't think I mentioned this before but our house is right next to the beach !
Before I noticed we were zooming across the street WEPEEEEEE !!!! My face was getting cool fresh breeze , my tongue was feeling the moisture in the air and I have to say I had fun !
In some minutes I reached the beach .
We were right in time for the gorgeous sun set . Wow that was a good sight ! I was admiring the sun setting caus I have actully never paid attention to the sun , I used to think it's just a ball of fire ! I think it was a picture perfect moment , I was leaning on Suzy , Suzy had her hand around me and dad was acting like a guardian by covering us with his warm hands ! Only mom was missing ! When we reached home , mom made Salad (again!)
My day today was relaxing :)
Now I want to have a good nights sleep :)
Friday
Humans,all of them, have such a regimented life ! The babies howl all day long, the children go to school, the adults go to office , the old people watch tv whole day ,when the children come back they study or play ,by the time the adults come back they eat dinner and then everyone sleeps !
That's how my day was today !
Well, today I slept for about 8 hours so I can't really write anything about my day today but I woke up just in time for dinner and had SALAD ! ugh !
Saturday,
Today is saturday ! That means Suzy and Carly day ! In other words Fashion Show dress up :(
Today Suzy's best friend Tracy came over and she's staying for a sleepover. Tracy is one crazy girl !(but less crazier that Suzy :P) Suzy said that today's fashion show theme is , "dancing dresses" . I don't think the topic makes sense ,just like the other things Suzy says . In the First round Tracy wore this kimono , Suzy wore a sari , and made me wear a TUTU !!!! That's not it then they made me wear a samba costume ! When will these kids grow up ?!
Mom and dad ordered pizza for the two kids and dad, mom and I were stuck with Salad .
I wish I was a human. (well , I ONLY want to be a child , Not those boring adults )
Sunday
Today early morning I woke up to find myself inside the bathtub ! After lots of panting and struggling I got out of there . I then looked at myself in the mirror but I saw another cat who looked exactly like me but had pen doodles all over her face .after about five seconds i realized that ,that monster was no one but me ! Oh those two midgets are so in trouble. I then walked out of the bathroom like a devil striving for revenge , I had that evil look in my eyes ! I went like an innocent baby not knowing what's happening around her, to the strictest person in our family - Dad . He looked at me as I rubbed against his leg , He screamed "SUZY" I had that evil smile on my face ," Lovely piece of art you have done " he said . I was completely torn into pieces ! I have to do something about these humans ! I need to escape ..
Tomorrow is monday the kid will go to school , the adults will go to office and I will be doing my escaping routine !
Monday
Today , all my hard work has finaly paid off . Guess what ?! I ESCAPED !!!!
I dug a small tunnel through my secret pit and Viola! Well I packed in some carrots , and my notepad into this small bag .I'm missing my favourite tv show " The Life Of An Ancient Female "
Yesterday she fell down from the stairs and today it was going to be announced if she survived or not. That's not all I'm missing I'm somehow missing Suzy a tad bit. But who cares she's not going to even know I'm gone !
It's almost dinner time now and I still can't see any posters with my name and picture on the poles , no rescue team , no one shouting my name out aloud?
I jumped onto the roof of my house and had a little sneak peek , I didn't believe my eyes Suzy ,mom and dad were crying . Were they crying for me ?!
I couldn't bare it . I went down the chimney (like Santa Claus ) and purred loudly and expected hugs and kisses ...but instead, when all of them turned around to look at what just gave out such a loud screech the room was filled with this awkward silence for a second or two and then all of them turned there backs towards me, Facing the TV . I then climbed onto the table went in front of Suzy's face and gave out a long screech . Instead of "where were you , I missed you sooooo much" I got a " I know you went away to get me ice cream and by the way I found your that tunnel we got a deeper fence now. " then what was all that crying about ? Mom unleashed the story " we just found out that the life on an ancient lady will no longer come on t.v as she slipped and fell and she's not going to come back ever again !" I noticed that moms voice started cracking towards the end .that wasn't exactly really sad...Well whats really sad Is -
1- no one really cares if I'm there or not .
2- no t.v. For me
3- no escape plan can be made now
4- since I didn't get Suzy's ICE CREAM I am going to get the shouting of my life :(
