Borderlands X Reader

Of all your time being with the great Handsome Jack this was the first thing you two had ever argued about. His damn stickers. He would go around bragging about how he was number one, the best goddamn person to ever exist.

This was entertaining to you at first so you bought him a pack of number stickers 1-5.
He naturally put a one on everything that had his face on it and even things that didn't, like his pants. This went on for a month, but then there was a breaking point.

One night when you were asleep he stuck #2 stickers all over you and your room. It took at least three hours to get what you thought was all of them off just the walls.

"Hey, Pumpkin!" Jack walked in grinning like he did nothing wrong, still having a #1 sticker on his coat and his butt. "What are you doing today?"

"I'm killing you, Jackie."

"Ooh~ feisty. You know I could easily beat you and I hate being called that."

"Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie."

He frowned. "You're going to get punished for this."

You rolled your eyes and smirked. "I can't wait.... Jackie."