A/N: I'm doing something different. This time, I'm gonna use the characters ONLY Japanese names. If I fail this, I won't be surprised. Anyways, its still on Clemont's point of view, so enjoy, I guess. And if you get confused this chapter, I have translations.
Citron- Clemont
Akira- Nicole
Eureka- Bonnie
Satoshi- Ash
"Citron, where are you going? There's no school today!"
Akira tapped my shoulder as I almost walked out of the door. "Its Monday, the first day of spring break."
"I'm such an idiot." I shook my head. "Akira, I'm lucky that you're here to tell me everything, or I would have wasted time going to a closed school."
Akira giggled.
Brigadier didn't. "Typical Citron."
"Tell me about it," Eureka muttered. "Always forgetting I'm here."
"It's not my fault we were broken into last night."
"That idiot of a Ketchum didn't even answer his phone. I'm not coming to his funeral if he dies." Akira spat.
"Who, Red?"
"Yeah. I could almost see it now, me and Citron home alone, Satoshi banging on the window and begging us to let him in. Red's body being carried off by a helicopter to be dumped into Moltres' volcano." Akira rubbed her hands together. "That would be funny to watch."
I was still wearing the bulletproof gloves from last night.
"What's wrong, Citron?" Akira asked.
"Nothing." I shook my head.
"You do realize that we're still here?" Akira shook me.
"Yeah." Eureka pulled me on the arm. "Wake up, Citron! Earth to Citron, are you still here?"
I snapped out of it. "I'm still here."
"He was just in Dreamland." Akira shrugged.
I shrugged her off. "I saw something."
"Hey, lovebirds! It's Satoshi! Let me in!" Satoshi banged on the door.
"Get in here." Brigadier muttered.
"Oh, Satoshi, you're drenched!" Akira cooed. "What happened?"
"I fell off my bike into the ditch." Satoshi shrugged, pond scum falling off his shoulder onto the floor.
"Poor you." Akira said. "Go change or something. You smell like pond water."
"I'm not letting Satoshi wear my clothes." I piped up. "He's not me, he's himself."
Satoshi fixed me with a look. "What is that supposed to mean?"
"I don't want my clothes smelling like Ketchum, thank you very much."
Satoshi bristled and squared up to me. "You know what, Citron?! I was nice enough to be your friend, and now I'm starting to regret that."
Akira kneed us both in the weak spots. "Would you two quit it? Someone open a window or something, because Satoshi's stinking up the house!"
Eureka climbed onto the windowsill and pulled the window up, opening it.
"Go take a shower or something." Akira pushed Satoshi into the bathroom and locked the door, slamming it behind the trainer.
He growled. "Let me out, Akira!"
"You stink! Take a shower before Ampharos comes for your crotch!" Nicole threw the Monster Ball into the air.
Ampharos rammed into the door and bust it open, slamming into him between the legs. Satoshi screamed and pushed him away.
"Your Ampharos is gay." I said.
"My Ampharos is bisexual." Akira said.
Adrelista escaped from its Monster Ball. Its feathers gave off sparks.
Eureka stared at it. "I've never seen that Pokemon!" (I don't know what they call Pokemon in the Japanese dub 😅)
"Its an Adrelista." I said. "A fire type legendary Pokemon." (Don't they call them Pocket Monsters in Japan..? I really don't remember..)
Eureka jumped down. "Its so cute!"
Adrelista shook its feathers out. "Adre, Adre!"
"Wow.. That's amazing how it can heat up."
Adrelista was now almost burning under its feathers. It zipped through the house.
Akira chuckled and fingered something in her pocket.
"What's that?" I asked.
"A Lugia keychain." Akira held it up.
"Cool."
"Adre!" Adrelista snatched it.
"It likes shiny things. Including Shiny Pokemon." (I'm serious, I'm this close to typing in Pocket Monster (s) in.)
"Citron, you have a PokeDex. Can you scan it?" Eureka tugged on my sleeve.
I pulled it out of my pocket and aimed it at Adrelista.
"Adrelista. The Flame Bird Pocket Monster. Adrelista can reach up to 6000 °F in heat. Its feathers give off embers as it flies."
I closed the PokeDex. "Amazing.."
Adrelista dropped the keychain on my head.
Akira grabbed it before it could fall. "Its glass. I would be devastated if it broke."
"And did that have to require you pulling my hair?"
"Sorry, it was an accident."
The 4 inch tall bird zipped between my legs.
"That was necessary, wasn't it?" Akira muttered.
Adrelista didn't answer.
Akira returned it.
At that moment Satoshi screamed again and fell.
"Stupid floor!" He got up.
"What are you doing..?" I asked, opening the door.
He covered himself. "Ampharos got in my way, and I slipped."
"Well, if you're done showering.." I returned it.
"Why do you have Ampharos' Monster Ball when it's Akira's Pocket Monster?"
"We're sharing it."
He raised his eyebrows. "Smart, for a bunch of lovebirds."
"That's not even funny, so drop the idea of calling us that."
"Okay." He pushed past me. "I was wondering, how many times has Akira told you to leave her alone? Because I was spying on you on Thur..." Satoshi hissed through his teeth. "..sday?"
I punched him in the shoulder. "Shut your mouth before I tape it shut."
Satoshi chuckled. "Sure, whatever you say, Citron."
Is he scared of me?
"I'm this close to grabbing you by the waist and carrying you to school. Then everybody-"
Satoshi turned around. "If you do that, I'll tell Pikachu to kick your ass."
"If Pikachu does that, consider your own ass kicked."
"Okay, break it up." Akira sighed.
Satoshi leaned in close. "I saw you on top of her. Think about it, Citron, where do you think I found out?"
Eureka? "Let me guess, my sister?"
He grinned and nodded.
"I'm going to kill her." I vowed.
Satoshi shut the door behind him. I heard a towel drop on the floor, followed by triumphant screaming.
I have some weird friends..
