.......*stares at Ratchet that is glaring me down*.....If i say sorry will you leave me alone?...*Ratchet glares harder*....thought not. *looks at readers* Here is a super late update enjoy!.....did I just rhyme? *Ratchet knocks me out*
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NightStorms pov~
If one were to walk into the training room right now they would get treated to a very weird sight of a 24 foot tall female robot shooting a bow and arrow.
Sighing I lowered my bow and walked over to the weapons rack and put it away as i walk past to the door. 'I wonder what my team is doing?.....I rather not go check on most of them cause it might involve me getting hurt.' Chuckling softly I shake my helm in fondness. 'They are going to be the death of me someday. They're dorks, but their my dorks.' Beeping pulls my attention from my inner musing. Staring at my HUD for a second it took. me a second to understand what it was saying.
Low on Fuel, running on reserves, refuel immediately.
.......Well dang how did I miss that earlier? Oh right, it was beeping when i was practicing so I turned it off because it was annoying. Turning on my heels,still cant get used to the fact I wear heels now, I went to the rec room to refuel clicking my glossa in distaste. "Tch, troublesome." Finally reaching the rec room after getting lost twice and almost stepping on a random squirrel, how did that thing get in base? And the Terror Twins running past me like scraplets were after them. '...Wait why was SunStreaker and SideSwipe purple and brown?' Shaking my head I walked into the rec room and I stopped, tilted my head a optic twitching and door wings slumped down in confusion.
"What in the name of Primus happened here? It looks like someone took a unicorn and had it throw up in here!" I tried key word tried not to cringe when a Pink HotRod walked past me. 'Oh Primus it burns!!' Yup you heard me, PINK.
Everyone in the rec room has been dyed a rainbow of colors. HotRod was obviously Pink, My opi was bright blue, Danni was neon yellow, Arcee was orange, and I had to stop my observation there because I nearly lost my reserves when I saw the rest of them in legit rainbows. Opi growled as he charged his cannons and roared running out of the room. "SIDESWIPE! SUNSTREAKER!" And there goes Opi i almost feel sorry for Sides and Sunny, almost. Star bounced up to me a neon green color. "Sides and Sunny decided to try and prank Radio but she was working on something again even though Sky told her not in the rec room. Anyway so they scared her and she jumped the paint they had in buckets got into her project and went BOOM! So as we all tried to process what happened they ran away. So everyone is now super bright! What do you think about my paint i think it should be more- mmmph!"
I shuttered my optics rapidly as I shut up my motor mouth scout. 'Dear Primus I didn't mind it before but dang she talks enough for everyone!' "Star." Star shuttered her optics innocently. "mmp?" "Just stop please you are burning my audios off." Star nods and I release her as she bounces away not bothered at all with her new paint job.
Rubbing my temples releasing a big vent from my cooling fans I turn to scold my explode happy inventor. "Radioactive." Saying this in my no nonsense tone I see the femmes in my team tense in a 'Oh slag she's mad' kinda way. Radio turns and gives me a small smile and tries to not quiver in fear at my glare. "Ok yes I know I should not have been working in here and i am sorry." Narrowing my optics further she ducks her helm in submission and gives of a light thrum from her engine telling others she is submitting to the obvious Alpha. "Radioactive you will clean up this mess and then report to Prime for further punishment. She nods her head as she goes to get the cleaning supplies.
Do I feel guilty about this? Of course I do I don't like using my rank on them like this but I need to show that disobedience will not be tolerated especially when she had a order from both Prime and myself not to work in the Rec room. The other bots in the room don't say anything as they leave the room to go fix their paint jobs and hunt a certain pair of twins.
I got my cub of energon from the dispenser and sat at the now vacant table and drank my fill. After finishing my cube went to stand up only to be tackled by a fast moving blur. "Storm save my virginity!" resetting my optics a couple times I process what my now very twitchy SIC just said. "Sky what the pit are you talking about?" Sky looks up at me with her brown optics all big and filled with horror. 'Prowl is in mating season because he is a Praxian and he chose me as a mate!" She pauses to breath and looks up after a minute and stares in horror over my shoulder. "What?"
Turning my head I only saw my door wings that twitch with my curiosity. Looking back at my shiver and pale SIC i try to calm her down. "Now Sky just take deep vents and-" She screams and runs away. "YOUR PRAXIAN TWO!!" 'Oooooook that just happened. Ya know what its probably safer for my sanity not to ask. A black and white blur starts to pass me heading in the direction of SkyHunter as I stick out my pede and trip it. The blur falls to the floor and reveals itself to be Prowl.
Moving without even processing it first I hog tie the mech and sling him over my shoulder. "Better take you to the Hatchet or the brig, whichever is closer. Till you are out of season."
Now let me say walking through base with a cursing SIC mech hog tied over my shoulder sure did bring a few strange looks in my direction. Many of the mechs that saw us tried and failed not to laugh I am pretty sure some of them took blackmail photos. Only to run into Prime who at one look at me looked close to glitching if the optic twitch was anything to go off of.
Which brings me to now as I am staring up at Optimus holding the mech out to him like a freaking offering. "NightStorm may I ask why you, hog tied, my SIC?"
"He wants to mate my SIC when she is clearly not comfortable with the idea. He is running purely on his mating programming right now. He is just a mech-anized version of a petro rabbit." Optimus nods slowly taking Prowl and leaving to either take him to the brig or the medbay probably the medbay first to knock his aft out first.
Though I do say......It does look funny to see that. I take my own photos of the two before I post them on the team channel with a tag saying. 'Look the Prime caught a rare prey! It's the petro rabbit!...oh wait nope, thats just Prowl.'

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