Me: Hey Alois my beautiful baby!
Alois: Hi M and what was that?
Me: Nu-thing!!! I just wanted to tell you I'm gonna be shopping so bai i'll bring you some new booty shorts we can wear k?*leaves*
Alois: YAY!!! Oh wait you forgot your ph- ooooohhhh what's this?
Alois: *see's a note about a Claude* wait....what is he doing? (A claude and me lemon don't judge me -3-)
Claude: Your heigness it's time fo-
Alois: CLAUDE WHY!?!?!?!?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO M ;^;
Claude: What do you me-*reads*
Claude+Alois: *arguing about him doing things*
Ciel: SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!!*Takes my phone*
Alois: SHUT UP TART!!!
Ciel: *finds more fanfic I wrote (mostly lemons) on my phones notes*
Ciel+Alois: NHAHMHJBFJKKANGHUKE<W>JMHKW>AKLMKLKA<NKXWUANZKUE>JUNWJLZKYKBRYSJJKMSL SEBASTIAN AND CLAUDE YOU DEMON SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claude+Sebby: 0_0 what's wrong.......wait sluts?
Alois: WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO ROUGH!!?!?
Ciel: OMFG SHE'S NOT EVEN 18 YOU HOOKERS!!!
Clade+Sebby: *reads* WTF!?!??!?!
Me: *comes home* Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Ciel: M I'M SO SORRY SEBASTIAN DID THOSE THINGS TO YOU
Me: wut o3o
Alois: M I'M SORRY THEY DEFLOWERED YOU!!!!!!!!
Me: *looks at phone and bursts out laughing*
A/N: I had a Black Butler dream about this and I woke up with tears from how hard I laughed. Apparently I thought it was from the dream which happens a lot tears out of no where but nope I was laughing in my sleep >30 lol
