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Stop the World, I want to get off

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At the Loonatics Tower, Duck was showing off his basherball skills to Slam while watching a live broadcast of the Basherball game.

Duck: Check out this move!

He did a flip in the air and fired a red, rubber ball from the tiny gun on his wrist.

Duck: Of course, if I was a real basherball player, I'd have a professional basherball bazooka.

Slam muttered something funny about Duck's lame shot, and then laughed.

Duck: I don't know what you said, but I'm gonna be insulted anyway.

Then, Zadavia's hologram face appeared on screen, cutting the reporters interview with Mr. Leghorn, head of the Basherball games.

Zadavia: Team, we have a problem.

Duck: Aw, can't it wait until half time?

Zadavia: Now, Duck.

The rest of the Loonatics approached the TV screen.

Ace: What's up, boss?

Zadavia: There's a thief at large committing robberies all over Acmetropolis.

Lexi: A thief? Isn't that beneath us super types?

Ace: Not if he's a super thief. Let's jet!


The Loonatics used the Loonaporter to fly over to the Acmetropolis Art Gallery, where people ran screaming from the building entrance. They saw security guards lying on the floor engulfed in a green aura, while a large muscular man with turquoise skin and a green and yellow outfit was walking towards a bejeweled egg.

Ace: Ok Doc, step away from the egg!

Massive: The Loonatics, huh? Interesting. It seems Massive's popularity is growing.

Sophie: We go with the easy way or the hard way. Your choice.

Massive: How about I give you a choice instead? Save this one trinket or save yourselves!

The thief, called Massive, waved his hands as the ground beneath the heroes, suddenly rose into the air. He raised his other hand as a large piece of the ceiling, suddenly came down on the heroes.

Massive: Don't you know the cost of being heroes is rising? Now, for a hero sandwich!

Sophie: (Panicking) Tech!

Tech: On it!

Tech used his magnetism powers to keep the debris from crushing them. Massive used his power to toss several objects and benches at the heroes, but Ace, Lexi, Duck, and Sophie used their powers to destroy them.

Massive: I'm finished yo-yoing with you, Loonatics!

He took the egg and levitated himself out of the Art Gallery. The Loonatics jumped down to the ground, wanting to chase Massive, when Lexi pointed to the helpless guards lying on the floor.

The building was starting to crumble all around them as the Loonatics rescued the guards, and several valuable artifacts, before the building caved in on itself.

Ace: Well guys, looks like Massive skipped.

Lexi: How does someone that big, skip?

Duck: Oh, who cares? I risked my feathers to save this...uh...really uh...what is this?

Sophie: It's a mask made in Africa.

Ace: We need to pick where the next fight goes down, get the home corded advantage.

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