"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK I'M HOME!" Domeric shouted as he busted into the room, startling both Ramsay and Sansa awake.
Ramsay nearly had a heart attack and threw his pillow at the attacker cough I mean his brother. After realizing it was only Domeric, he relaxed. "JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL?!"
Sansa woke up too and was really scared, she thought that maybe it was Reek but it didn't really look like him.
"Domeric?! What the hell are you doing here?!" he asked again but fucking clarified.
"I drove home for break??? Like I always do?? Why, are you not happy to see me???" Domeric said like a cunty older brother.
Ramsay frowned, "It's not that, it's just...you gave me a heart attack."
"I think I also scared the prostitute you hired, lol"
"She's NOT a prostitute! This is my..." he stopped cause he, as a lesser being, couldn't figure out which terminology to use for her.
"Your prostitute? Got it"
"NO, SHE'S MY...MY GIRLFRIEND" Ramsay's face was tinted pink but also possibly red, because he was embarrassed AND pissed.
Sansa was confused as goddamn hell, but she stayed quiet so she didn't cause trouble.
"UM LMAO U have a girlfriend??? Are u sure lmao??"
"Yes!" Ramsay grumbled. God, he hated his brother sometimes. It was so embarrassing, number one, him being here, number two, him making fun of everything while Sansa was there, and three, that Domeric kept calling her a prostitute.
"OK, well, does DAD know u have a girlfriend???"
"DOMERIC, GET OVER HERE NOW" Ramsay growled as he got up from the bed and stomped closer to him, "SHUUUUUUUT UPPPP"
"Oh, so dad doesn't know? Well he will SOON hahaha."
"SHE," He pointed to Sansa, "IS A STARK"
".... Ew, what the fuck? I knew the Starks were prostitutes..."
"DUDE?! Get the FUCK out of my room!!!!" Ramsay pushed him.
"Well, she's pretty hot. At least you got a good looking Stark hahaha." Domeric left.
Ramsay fumed, "I HATE YOU!!" He yelled out. He slammed the door to show his frustration. "I'm so sorry about that, I didn't realize he was coming today...ugh" Ramsay sighed as he returned to the bed and sat on the edge of it.
"Who the HELL was that????????" Sansa was confused and terrified and offended.
Ramsay put his head in his hands and mumbled, "That's my older brother...Domeric. He's a grade A asshole"
"...I thought you were an only child?"
"I lied."
"Oh..." Sansa was used to it by now, but still kinda hurt, "Well, I don't like him. Haha. He sucks. I'm sorry you have to live with that shameless display"
"Yeah, thats why I didn't want to tell you about him...he's...an asshole. But he's still my brother, so it's not like I hate him"
"Yeah, I understand. I think I'm going to change and go home, is that a good idea or..?"
"Yeah, go ahead, do whatever you like...uhm..your dress is somewhere on the floor."
"Ok, I'll go change in the bathroom."
Ramsay nodded and let her go.
She left and went to the bathroom, got back into her dress. She gave Ramsay's clothes back to him and snuck out without anyone noticing because Domeric was bothering his dad and Reek didn't care who came in and out of the house. She returned to her own home, and made sure to lock the door behind her (just in case Domeric wanted to kill them).

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Into You //?// Ramsay x Sansa
Humor((THIS IS A CRACK FIC, MAINLY BECAUSE THE WRITING IS TERRIBLE! BUT I PROMISE IT GETS BETTER AS IT GOES ON, WE TRY HARDER IN LATER CHAPTERS!)) This is the tale of Sansa Stark, set in modern times. Through this story, we explore Sansa's life through t...