Kind Of Comical [Sans X Reader]

A/N: I caught a cold and I feel like shit, but ima try and make this chapter good. And oh! It seems like everyone likes that Nick Name Kip. So Kip it is for swapped (Y/n).

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~Blue's POV~

I grab the lovely human and take her outside! Where the air is fresh and clean. I look back and see that my idiot brother is following us.

"Uhm. Hey! Put me down would you?" The lovely human says.

"Of course! I'm sorry (Y/n)." I put her down on her feet and she looks at me.

"Hey, just call me Kip."

"Kip?" I admire her.

"Ye." She puts her hands on her waist and looks forward in the distance, then she tilts her head up. "It looks like it may rain." I look up also and see the clouds turning gray.. Then a dark gray.. Then a black portal opens up?

"Wait... That's not a rain cloud." She mutters lowly in realization.

We watch it form and we see someone fall out of it.

"Woah! What was that? We have to check it out Kip!"

"No, fuck that I'm going back inside."

I tug her arm before she walks away.

"Pleeeeaseee? It looked like a person! We must help them!" She looks at me for a moment with her lovely human eye balls then shrugs in agreement.

"Fine."

My brother catches up to us and asks:

"I know I wasn't the only one who saw that right."

"Yea, dum dum we saw it too. Now we're gonna check who fell out. You comin carrot?" Kip looks at my brother.

"Of course, as long if you're around I don't mind toots." He flirtatiously responds to her, making her blush.

No!

I push Paps away from Kip. "Stop! She's mine!" I hug the lovely human, wrapping my skeleton arms around her.

She pats my head, laughing a little bit.

"Sugar bugar chill out okay? You ain't got nothing to worry about." She kisses the top of my head and hugs me back. "Now let's go."

"Y-Yea!" I blush.

"Wow blue, you a little jealous much kid?" My brother says, fixing his jacket with a smirk.

"I'm not jealous! Just stay away from her." I pout like a child.

"Guys, chill the fuck out and let's go; the person who fell out isn't that far so c'mon before they leave."

We nod and follow Kip as she walks and leads the way! I look at my brother and I see him looking at Kip's... Behind?!

I puff up my cheeks and don't say anything.

She's mine!

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~(Y/n)'s POV~

"ouch..." I groan in pain.

I open my eyes and see nothing but trees and a blue sky. "Ugh." I grunt as I get up. "Alright. Where the heck am I now?" I look around.

Sudden fear jolts through my body again. "Uhmm.."

"Hey!"

I turn my head hella fast because I'm frightened. "Hi?" I say back to the person... That looks very much like me?

A few seconds later two skeletons appear from behind her. They look like Sans and Papyrus? ?

"Uhm." I stand there awkwardly.

"Human! are you okay?" Sans, well he looks like Sans, walks up to me. "Are you hurt?"

"No...I'm fine." I just stare at this 'Sans'. This obviously isn't him.

"Hey, you kinda look like Kip! Are you coming from another world too? Are you stuck?" He asks me, and I look dead back at him confused.

"Hey Kid. In case you're wondering, you're in a swapped world." The different Papyrus, who gives off a Sans vibe, tells me.

"So...." I just stare at everyone.

"Alright, Alright just come with us." The other me rolls her eyes and start to leave.

"Come human! We can help you!" The other Sans dashes away, catching up to swapped me.

"Yeah c'mon kid. Can't believe you survived that fall though." He sticks his hands in his pockets and walk away.

I follow them back all the way to this house. I am still so confused.

I enter the home and stand at the door quietly.

"Don't be shy kid take a seat." Papyrus tells me, pointing me to the living room. I nod my head and enter the different room, seeing a sleeping

Sans?

My knees tremble as I walk over to the couch. "Sans?"

He opens one eye and looks at me, "(y/n)?"

. . .

He quickly gets up and hug tackles me. "(Y/n)!!" We fall to the floor, he's practically straddling me.

"Sans? Sans?!! Is that you?" I hug him back very tightly. Tears sting from the corner of my eyes.

"Yes it's me! I..haha." He starts to cry; tears of joy of course. "I missed you kid." He looks at me with a smile.

I cup his face and smile back at him, trying to hold back my tears but fail

"I missed you too. I have so much to tell you." I sniffle.

"So do I." He chuckles and starts planting kisses on my face, making me giggle. I bring his face down closer to mine and kiss him.

My Sans ~

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A/N: this chapter sucks DX agaggggg
But ig it came out OK. Some of you guys should totally pm me and keep me company I am dYING because of this damn cold and maybe that's why this chapter ain't that good but like help.

ALSO

would u guys like a smut chapter soon or nah.