ONE WRONG TEXT? ~ A Dan Howell Fanfic

2 days later

Dan - hey

Dan - been some days since we had a chat eh?

Me - you sound Canadian in that wut

Dan - do you like it bb *winky face*

Me - yes I really like it *slutty girl voice*

Me - okay let's stop before this turns into some porn or shit

Dan - okay.

Dan - ...

Me - has Phil returned yet?

Dan - oh yeah he returned like yesterday night

Me - oh

Me - I'd like to know a bit about him, considering you're into memes, he must be too?

Dan - oh no no, he's like the total opposite. He hates cursing. He's basically like a pure angel.

Me - angel eh? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dan - oh my God no don't take it that way lol we are not dating or stuff

Me - when did I say that?  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dan - uugh okay leave this

Dan - if you wanna know about him, do you want to include him in our chats?

Me - oh no I hate group chats

Me - you know what, tell him about me and if he wanna chats, give me his number?

Dan - well okay.

Me - okay

Me - I gtg now I'm rlly sleepy I haven't slept in 2 days.

Dan - oh

Dan - good night. Hopefully the devil doesn't eat you while you're sleeping lol

Me - the devil can't eat himself can he? (-‿◦)

Dan - OoOooooO

Dan - ok anyways goodnight

Me - goodnight m8

Dan - you sound Australian now

Me - yeah ikr

Me - OKAY BYE

Dan - BYE

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This chap was boring serry

I bought makeup and I feel happy now.

ALSO serry if I offended a Canadian or Australian

Bye