Misono: I just loudly threatened to kill a self check-out machine
Kuro: Good for you, bastard-chan
Misono: 💢💢💢
Lily: Well, I tried warning everyone that his temper is as short as he is 😅
Misono: Lily! 💢
Lily: Ah! Sorry! Sorry! As my punishment, I shall strip (background sparkles)
Misono: DON'T STRIP! 💢💢
Mahiru: Calm down Misono!
Kuro: You need a chill pill...
Lawless: Hey everyone!! Your favorite idol, Lawless-chan is here!! 😄😜
Lawless: Hey, Nii-san! How've you been??
Kuro: ...tired
Lawless: Huh...
Kuro: Hey Mahiru, I help with the house chores... I demand fair pay
Mahiru: Last time I checked, you were a Servant Vampire, not an Employee Vampire. Now stop whining and get back to work
Kuro: How mean... Abusing your cute pet... 😔
Mahiru: Are you really a vampire?? 😑
Kuro: I'm both
Lawless: By the way, has anyone noticed? You can't spell "flawless" without Lawless! 😆😜😝
Licht: God damn sh*t rat! 💢 I can't concentrate on my piano thanks to all your text messages!!
Lawless: Ehh but nii-san and the others were texting too!
Kuro: No, no, you're mistaken. I'm just a NEET who's being forced by Mahiru to do his chores
Mahiru: Kuro! 😠
Licht: See? Mr. Cat is innocent!
Tsubaki: Yo. So what is everyone up to?
Mahiru: Oh! Tsubaki.. It's you...
Tsubaki: Yea. So, what?
Lawless: Aren't you supposed to be our enemy though?
Tsubaki: But this is a group chat where everyone should rejoice, right? So let's all get along 😎
Lawless: Bwahahaha! 😂😂😂 That sounds so ridiculous coming from you!
Tsubaki: .... Shall I kill you? 🗡
Licht: Hold it right there
Lawless: ?
Tsubaki: ?
Licht: Don't you dare threaten to kill my Servamp, bastard. The only one who can do that is me
Tsubaki: Oh? And why is that?
Licht: Why? Because I'm an angel ✨
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Lawless: There it is!! The cool angel-chan! The last one to ever descend onto this world!! So Japanese kakkoii~~
Licht: SHUT UP! Shut up shut up! Die until you die!
Tsubaki: ... Pfft, Aha.. AHAHAHAHAHaa... Not interesting at all
Licht: Anyway, I basically INVENTED insulting Hyde. I could sue you for plagiarism anytime
2 hours later...
Tetsu: Hm? What happened while I was at school?
Hugh: Oh... Don't worry Tetsu, it's not something you should be concerned about 😌
YOU ARE READING
Servamp Group Chat
RandomThe title says it all. Therefore, enjoy your happy reading (^_^) (Don't worry, every Servamp character will be included in this group chat at some point)
