The trembling of the ground had intensified. Lord Emolov was coming ever closer. I turned around, escaping from the warmth and safety of the rock and was faced with flying demons and gremlins biting at my toes. Tossing a harsh fireball from my roadworn hands, I let out an almighty roar as one of the demons plummeted to the ground.
"OUCH" I cried, as a gremlin forced its way up my trouserleg and bit the tip of my penis with its razor-sharp teeth. Quikly, i pulled my pants down, stabbed the gremlin square in the heart and began to inspect the damage. "oh dear" I thought. For a fella' who'd been through so much, he'd survived well through the war; however now he was bruised, battered and bleeding, close to the end of his life. Somehow, I knew the right thing to do. Hesitantly i withdrew the sharp blade from my pocket. I sliced down, hard and firm. All of a sudden, It was gone. Bemused, I saw it drop onto the floor and look up at me, as if begging for mercy, we had been through so much together.
I thought that was it, however i was wrong. I fell to the ground, gasping for air. "Oh no" I thought. I rest my hand where he once lay, delicate and sensitive he was. Now, lost forever.
This story was dedicated to all those who suffered the same fate as me, due to frostbite or anything else which resulted in this tragedy. Peace to all. Amen
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Trouble With Testicles
HorrorThe war of Dethob Is close to ending and defeat is almost in sight. However, the battle is only just beginning. Immerse yourself in a world of chaos, lies, evil.... and testicles
