~Enough Is Enough~ (Book Two)

Do not worry ppl the wedding will be soon! Very soon~ huehuehue....

Now heres the chappy~

~Aphmau~

"Shut it 'erin' or they'll know its us!" I whisper shouted to aaron aka erin. Long story short we dared eachother to dress as the opposite gender again... hes wearing the same outfit including the scratchy uncomfortable hot pink skirt i got at the dollar store.

Im wearing baggy jeans, a brown sweatshirt, short black haired wig, a bushy fake mustache, and old grey sneakers cuz i was to lazy to buy new ones. "Do you honestly think this will fool them!?" He exclaimed and i nodded. We were at the park, about to walk over to everyone else.

Everyone including the divine warriors were spying on lisa and jimmy who were talking while sitting on the swings. Mia, Kawaii chan, and cressida were in the bushes with their cameras while dad and liam were glaring at jimmy while holding their swords eyeing his every move.

The rest of them were ready to use their powers in case he tried to hurt lisa. I noticed aaron glare at jimmy. I elbowed him. "Lets go" i said in my guy voice or as aaron would say, 'My Constipated Cow Impression'.

We walked over towards everyone. Aaron tripped a couple times since he was wearing hot pink high heels that were probably to small for him. "Yo wuttup peeps" i said. Katelyn kicked us making us fall. "Shut it or you'll make her notice us!" She whisper shouted. "Who the heck are you guys anyway!" Kristella exclaimed.

"ARE YOU GUYS SPYING ON ME!" I heard lisa exclaimed. Her and jimmy both peered over the bushes and stared at us. Kawaii chan, mia, and cressida charged at me and erin.

"OH CRA-"

*PLEASE STAND BYE*

"DONT EVER RUIN KAWAII CHANS SHIPPING MOMENTS BAKAS!" Kawaii chan exclaimed to me and erin who were sitting on the ground frozen because Lucinda threw a potion at us.

"BUT IT AINT OUR FAULT GURL" i exclaimed. "Constipated cow" aaron mumbled. "Chipmunk on helium" i mumbled back. Laurance, travis, barney, and ZANE were staring at aaron in awe.

"Yous ares thes most beautifuls girls evers...." Barney said. I tried my best not to laugh. "What are you laughing at" laurance glared. "Jello laurance?" liam said. Laurance glared. "Dont mind me... constipated cow here just trying not to sound so constipated" i replied.

Wait wut?

"You look like you could use some TLC, travis love and care~" travis said to ERIN flirtatiously. "SORRY IM TAKEN BUD" aaron exclaimed. "Bye who~" Travis replied obviously not caring.

Imma dieeeeee

"BY ADRIAN! Babe help me!" Aaron replied staring at me with hope in his eyes obviously wanting the flirting to stop. I could tell he was getting uncomfortable by how close travis was. "I ship it" i smirked. Aaron looked like he had lost all hope.

Which he probably did

"ERIN X TRAVIS TRARIN HAHA!" I exclaimed. "Wow what a terrible boyfriend, erin your better off with me" ZANE said.

ZANE!

THE FAT NUGGET WHOS IN LOVE WITH A CUPCAKE, A SKITTLE, AND A PINK HORSE!!!!

HEYYYY READERS! WANNA SEE A LOVE SQUARE BETWEEN A SKITTLE, CUPCAKE, A PINK HORSE, AND A FAT NUGGET? WELL CHECK OUT MY COMPLETED BOOK 'ZANE'S CHOICE' , warning: by reading this book you may experience total confusion, brain cell loss, and possible death because the author added TO MANY FUDGING SHIP CHOICES AND SHE STILL CANT MAKE UP HER MIND ON WHICH ONE TO SHIP EVEN THO SHE ALREADY CHOSE _______ AS THE SHIP FOR IT GRRRDKKSKDKDKDKKFKDK *PLEASE STAND BYE* so ya... *cough* anyways erm... if you wanna check that out go ahead... um... lets get back to the story... heh... o-o #WeirdAuthorChanMoment

"Awww why are you being rude to this hottie? Im sure he's a great boyfriend" a girl said walking towards us. She winked at me. "My names britatany" she said. THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE BRITANY!

She looked like she just got done doing the '100 layers challenge' with makeup... "BACK THE FUDGE UP!!!" I exclaimed. I wasn't able to move because of the stupid potion. "Im confused..." jimmy mumbled. He grabbed lisa's hand. "BACK OFF MY DAUGHTER BUD" aaron exclaimed breaking the potions spell and making a sword of ice. He stood up, pointing it towards jimmy.

Everyone looked shocked. All the guys who flirted with him turned pale then passed out from shock. "DAD!?" Lisa and mia exclaimed. "THATS YOUR DAD!?" Jimmy exclaimed. I stood up easily breaking the potion. "AARON YOU RUINED IT!" I exclaimed tearing off the wig and mustache.

"MOM!?" Mia and lisa exclaimed. "THATS YOUR MOM!?" Jimmy exclaimed. "WELL HE TOUCHED HER HAND AND THIS SKIRT WAS GETTING TO ITCHY!" He exclaimed.

Jimmy ran away and lisa looked at us. "Seriously?" She said. "APHMAU DIVINE PHOENIX AGAIN?" Mom exclaimed. "YOU GUYS DID THIS BEFORE!?" Mia exclaimed. "Hunny your parents have done a lot of weird things" lucinda said playing a game on her phone not even bothering to look up.

".......i have no words for you bro......." zach said to aaron. "SHUT UP YOU JUST JELLY CUZ I LOOK FABOOLUS" aaron said posing while doing a sassy hair flip which failed cuz his wig fell off during it.

Ok picture this:

Aaron wearing fake eyelashes that were falling out, bright red sloppy lipstick, while he did a creepy smile while posing like a model holding a sword with a wig that got stuck on one of the swords hand gaurds while wearing a light lacy pink shirt, a hot pink itchy skirt that costed 50 cents, and small hot pink high heels.

Thats what my eyes are witnessing right now.

"FABOOLUS" aaron exclaimed more loudly making people stare at us weirdly.

Hope you enjoyed that strange chapter! I dunno what else to say other then thanks for reading hope you enjoyed thanks for all the support you guys give it truly means a lot GKFKFKKFKFKKFKFKFKFKFKK
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Bai! 🐢🍰