No One's Here To Sleep (HTGAWM + Fandoms)

TWO DAYS EARLIER

One sunny day, Connor and Oliver were playing with their ducks in the bath.

"Quack." Oliver laughed as he made his duck swim through the bubbly water. Suddenly both of their phones started vibrating violently.

"Shiettetetet. It's Annalise." Connor groaned.

"Let's gear up." Oliver said, putting on his determined twink face.

[spy music. Montage of them getting changed dramatically while they jerk each other off]

When they finally arrived at the house Annalise was sat on the floor looking grumpy, drinking vodka. Oliver rushed to help her up, Connor sighed dramatically.

"YOU ALCOHOLIC!" He shouted. She ignored him.

"We have an emergency, bitches. Leave my vodka ALONE!" She grumbled as she shoved Oliver out of her way.

Asher came zooming through the door like Naruto.

"I heard vodka! Oh hello, my bro-mos."

"We've just been assigned a new case to defend a little punk ass bitch and I need you all to prove his innocence."

"What did he do that was so bad?" Laurel asked, materialising out of nowhere.

"Wait. Where did she come from?" Oliver gasped gayly.

"I was in the basement with Frank... or was it Wes?" She wondered to herself, closing her mouth as Wes and Frank both emerged from the basement.

Annalise shook her head at the threeway and took another gulp of vodka, "He's been a naughty naughty boy."

"You're drunk, Annalise. Let me take charge of this one." Bonnie intervened, leaning in to steal the vodka and drink it herself.

"His name is Riko Moriyama, he's some sport fucker from West Virginia who allegedly abused his teammates,"

"Why are we presenting a case so far away?" Wes asked, doing his turtle neck thing.

"A case is A CASE!" Annalise screeched, snatching the vodka back from Bonnie, "I'm broke now, I spent all my Sam Money on vodka and cake."

"Isn't he the captain of The Exy Ravens or some jizzle jazzle? My bros talk about them all the time." Asher asked, jumping up and down on the spot with excitement.

"What the fuck is Exy?" Michaela asked, raising an eyebrow as she suddenly appeared beside Frank.

"Where did YOU come from?!" Connor exclaimed.

"I was in the basement too."

"YOU WERE DOING THE NAUGHTY WITH WES, LAUREL AND FRANK?!" Asher shouted in disbelief.

"And Rebecca's dead body..." Laurel added to the list. Wes' eyes widened to the size of the moon.

"Chill out, we were just playing Dungeons and Dragons." Frank shrugged, smiling proudly, "I won!"

"We are all flying to West Virginia right now, pack your shit and let's get out of here... Oh and someone tell Simon to join us."

The gang glanced at each other and snorted before parting ways to get their shit together.

**** Two hours later ****

Aside from being stopped at customs for Oliver's extensive lingerie collection and Connor's kinky sex toys, the boarding went very smoothly.

"Thank god they didn't find my dragon dildo." Connor sighed in relief.

"Where was it?" Michaela asked.

"Up my ass."

Asher suddenly looked interested. "Does anal really feel like shitting in reverse??"

"No, it feels like anal." Connor answered, rolling his eyes as if it were obvious.

"Oh."

"BITCHES. We need to go collect our luggage!" Annalise shouted, getting attention from everyone in the airport BUT the Keating 5.

"Madam, I don't know who you think you are but you've just offended my six dogs." A woman said, frowning.

"Excuse me, please fuck off." Frank said, folding his arms and stepping up to the woman. She screamed and ran away.

"You think I can't fight my own battles?" Annalise frowned, shoving Frank aside before collecting her luggage and leaving her children to fend for themselves.

**** Some time l8er ****

"Has everyone got their bags?" Bonnie asked, watching Annalise walk into an alcohol shop and start taking bottles off the shelves and sniffing them.

"Yeah, I think- WAIT. WHERE'S KEVIN?" Asher screamed.

"I told you, he's in my ass." Connor rolled his eyes, leaning against his boyfriend with a laugh.

"Not THAT Kevin." Asher cried.

"Come on, children." Frank said, grabbing Asher's hand and leading them out of the airport. Bonnie went after Annalise.

"Stop sniffing the bottles!" Bonnie grabbed her and dragged her out of the airport while Annalise screeched in protest.

"We mustn't be late to the stadium!" Bonnie shouted to everyone, ushering them all to start running as the soundtrack to Home Alone starts playing in the background.

"Kevvvinnnnnn!" Asher yelled, running as fast as he could before accidentally tripping over his suitcase and faceplanting Annalise's boobs.

Asher was never seen to this day.

Just kidding.

"Get him off me, bitches!!" She screamed as Bonnie and Michaela pulled Asher up.

"So bouncy." Michaela slapped him in warning before they continued onwards.