Banana Bus One Shots

A request from @themaskedgamer2232

First smut I've ever written, hope it's not too bad 😂

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Tyler's alarm blared right next to his ear, shocking him from his sleep. He slowly rose from his bed, and turned the alarm off. He checked the date. January 7, Craig's birthday. Oh Fuck!

Tyler had failed to get Craig anything, he'd been so caught up in his work he failed to see the date approaching and now it had arrived. There was a note on the alarm.

"Dear Tyler,

I've just gone out for a couple of hours, Brian and Brock wanted to see a movie with me and I couldn't resist. I'll be home at 6.

Love, Craig
XX"

Tyler smiled at the kisses Craig put at the bottom. He was relieved that he had time to go and find something for Craig. He looked at the time, 10:30. He'd slept most of the morning away.

He jumped out of bed, had a quick shower and threw on whatever clothes he had lying around. He then picked up his phone.

"Nogla, fancy a day out?"

"Yeah, but isn't it Craig's birthday?" The irishman replied, confused.

"I'll explain later, meet me at the downtown mall," Tyler hung up without another word.

*

"Why aren't you with Craig?" Nogla asked as soon as he saw Tyler.

"He went out with Brock and Brian, and I haven't gotten anything for him, so I wanted someone to go shopping with. You happy?" Tyler explained. Nogla just laughed.

"You didn't get him anything? Rough, man," Nogla shook his head.

"Shut up, bitch."

*

They searched the mall from bottom to top, but found nothing for Craig. They went to the food court and grabbed some fast food, and sat down to each it.

"Ya know what you should do?" Nogla said through bites of his burger. "Just bang his brains out. It'd be a nice birthday surprise." Tyler almost choked on his food.

"That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard," Tyler rolled his eyes.

"No, but think about it. Get yourself groomed, and just give him all the pleasure ye got man. He'll love it," Nogla nodded, and went back to eating.

"Actually...you might be on to something," Tyler said, grinning slowly.

"Close ya mouth I don't want to see ya food," Nogla laughed.

*

After a visit to the barbershop and the cologne shop, Tyler's face was clean shaven, his hair trimmed nicely, and he had gotten Craig's favourite cologne for him. He decided that was a little present for him, to give before the big surprise.

"You look like sex of legs, man, you got this," Nogla punched his shoulder for good measure. It was quickly approaching 4:00. Nogla said his goodbyes and Tyler made his way back to his own house.

He spent the next couple of hours cleaning the house, lighting candles and changing the bed sheets so they were fresh.

Once he was finished, he cooked Craig's favourite meal and had it set out on two plates by 5:55. The table had rose petals and candles lit. It was very romantic as far as Tyler goes.

The keys rattled the doorknob at exactly 6:00. Craig entered the house to find Tyler sitting at the table.

"What's all this?" Craig asked, astonished.