Jr. High Sweethearts [2p!Liechtenstein x Male!Reader]

Lili hummed cheerfully as she rubbed her cheek against yours with her arms tightly wrapped around your shoulders. She seemed more than happy to settle for you. You weren't sure why. You've never dated anyone before either, but your excitement didn't seem to match hers. 

You were never physically attracted to Lili. You couldn't see her face behind her messy and unnecessarily long mop of hair, and she'd usually wear baggy, boys' clothes. After hearing her talk for awhile, too, you weren't sure if you could deal with her blatant misuse of the English language. You were kind of doubtful as to how well this whole thing was going to play out.

Ravis lightly jumped in his seat, as if remembering something before speaking to Lili, "Hey! Now that you have a boyfriend, one of two things could happen."

He held up one of his fingers as he went on, "Either all of the fangirls are going to leave you alone, and accept that you don't like girls."

Lili had let you go to clap her hands and bounce in her seat. "Oh! Oh! I want that one to happen!"

"Or!" Ravis turned his focus to you and pointed. A smile played on his face as if holding off some laughter. "They'll fuck you up."

Confused, you chuckled a little under your breath, assuming he was joking. "Heh. Uh...What?"

"Or both," Peter added.

"The first one gon happen, though!" Lili linked one of her arms around yours and rested her head on your shoulder. "Cause my bae real as fuck!"

"They're gonna fuck you up," Ravis and Peter sang.

Nervously, you shook your head. "I-I don't want to fight any girls."

Lili giggled as she cuddled your arm. "Aww! Pete! What's that word ya call boys who don't be hittin' on girls and stuff?"

Peter shrugged and guessed, "Respectful?"

"My boo so respectful~!"

She sat back up and pushed you some. "But nah. You ain't gotta hit no girls or nothin'. Pete and Ravis just fuckin' wit ya. They ain't gon do nothin', for real, for real. If they do, though, you just tell me bout it, and I'll slap a little sense into'em, kay?"

You awkwardly smiled at her, not too sure how to respond to that.

"Hey, Lili. Would you mind if I asked you about one of your fights?" Ryan politely asked for permission.

Lili chuckled as she unscrewed the top to her juice. "You ain't gotta ask me like that! You part of the squad now! Ya wanna know somethin'; ya demand that shit! I might punch ya, but I also might answer ya question."

She sipped her drink before continuing, "So what ya wanna know?"

"A couple of weeks back, you broke Mark Davison's arm."

Lili tilted her head. "Who dat?"

"He means Toad," Ravis clarified.

"Ah!" She slammed her juice down before picking up her pudding cup with a bit of an attitude. "Toad ol' bitch ass! Yeah, I broke his bitch arm!"

"What did you break it over?" your friend curiously inquired.

She peeled the top off of her pudding and answered, "He touched my titties! Tryin' to be funny, fucked around and got his arm broke."

"How did you break it?" you chimed in.

She looked up as she tapped her chin with the plastic spoon in her hand. "Uuhh. I think I did it wit my elbow."

"Y-you broke it bare handed?"

"Clean break too!"

She sat down her lunch and snatched up your wrist. She outstretched your arm then pointed to your forearm. "Right here, I think! Broke the fuck outta his arm! I got suspended for two weeks, but worth it! I almost got kicked out that time too!"