Sans x Reader One shots

as requested by a friend irl (short chapter, but juuuuuuuicy content ):D) Asked from this video.

Mettaton rounded everyone up, for his show. You were brought reluctantly by Toriel, who had 'heard' about how inappropriate Mettaton's show. 

"Mom, it's fine," you said. "Nothing bad's going to happen!" 

"But Mettaton..."

"IS FABULOUS!!!" screamed Papyrus, jumping in front of you. "COME ON! HE SAID WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING TRUTH OR DARE~" 

"Oh no," said Toriel, putting a hand on her forehead. 

"Um, this might not end well," you said. You flushed red slightly. "Sorry, mom."

"It's fine my child, let's just go inside. It'd be rude to back out now," said Toriel. You both went inside, and saw all your friends. Mettaton (of course), Papyrus, Undyne, Alphys, Asgore... and Sans... You blushed slightly. He was as hawt as ever.

Undyne and Alphys were getting very close.

"Oooh, the show is dying for some romantic action," said Mettaton, and behind her was pictures of fans chanting for Undyne and Alphys to kiss.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssss like anime," squealed Alphys. She blushed as she realized what she said. "er... u-um, s-s-sure." Undyne grinned.

"With pleasure," she said, and started to lean to Alphys. Toriel rushed from your side, and over to them. She put herself between them.

"Not in front of my child!" said Toriel. "She's too young."

"O-Oh, so-orry T-Toriel," said Alphys, blushing.

"We just got caught up," said Undyne.

"Aw c'mon! I ship it!" you shouted. "I've wanted to see that for so long! I'm sixteen."

"Exactly, too young, I'm sorry my child," said Toriel. Sans looked down. You walked over to Sans.

"Fine," you huffed. Sans looked up, his expression unreadable. You smirked. "So, am I too young?"

"Yes," said Toriel. You frowned. You tugged on Sans's sleeve.

"somethin' wrong?" asked Sans. You gripped on it tighter. "gettin' a bit tight there, buddy." Without warning, you lunged forward at Sans, landing on his teeth. Sans's eye flashed blue, before he relaxed into the kiss. 

"My child?!" shouted Toriel.

"S-SANS?!" said Papyrus.

"OMG I SHIP ITTTTT," screamed Undyne and Alphys at the same time.

"That'll do," said Mettaton, glancing at the TV, seeing that the ratings have skyrocketed. "Nice. This is great for my show~" You and Sans continued kissing.