"Don't go round tonight, It's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise."
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Emily sat with Donna and Eric in the cafeteria. She pulled out her lunch as Fez sat down with a lunch tray.
"All this food for 45 cents, it is unbelievable!" He ate a forkful of what looked like peas before setting the fork down again. "Oh I see." He pushed the tray away as Hyde sat down between Eric and Emily, and Kelso sat on Emily's other side.
"So Forman. The rally's tonight man, what's your decision?"
"Yeah, are you gonna streak or not?"
"Don't pressure him." He waved Donna's concern away.
"No, I've been doing some thinking and, I'm in."
"Alright, well. You're gonna look like an bunch of idiots." Kelso grinned happily.
"A bunch of naked idiots." Emily snorted as they grinned.
"It sounds like the name of an Irish band." She and Hyde grinned at each other. "A Bunch o' Naked Idiots."
"Thanks guys. Look, we must keep this quiet. It can't go beyond this table. If my father finds out what we have planned he will nail me to the wall."
They all began reaching towards Eric and froze. Emily could almost hear the holy music playing on their 'Last Supper'-esqe formation.
"Why are you all sitting on one side of the table, huh?"
Donna and Emily stood beside the four boys who were all wearing trench coats.
"Okay, so when the president starts his speech here, I'll blow my Oscar Meyer whistle and we go."
"Did you write I hate the fuzz on your butt?"
"Yeah." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a lipstick tube. "Em, here's your lipstick back." She blocked it with her hand.
"Keep it. God damn, Hyde, make-up is expensive. And that was one of my best ones."
"Eh, the light pink looks better on you anyway." Emily blushed and rolled her eyes at the comment, making Donna wiggle her eyebrows and nudge her.
"You got the masks?"
"Yeah, I got three Snoppies and one Nixon." Hyde, Kelso and Fez quickly hit their noses. "Not it!"
"Damn! Fez, how'd you know how to do that?" Fez grinned smugly.
"My country invented not it."
"So can we go already, I'm itching to release the hound here." Emily wrinkled her nose up at him. The four boys all put there fists in the centre.
"It's go time." Kitty walked out of the house, pie box in hand and smiled at the group.
"Oh well, look at you guys. What is it with you young people and Columbo?" Eric stared at his mother awkwardly for a moment.
"Bye." The boys quickly walked off and Emily laughed after, bidding farewell to Kitty and Donna before heading after them.
Emily had headed into the high school early to choose seats but had run into Jackie and was awkwardly sitting beside her in the hallway when the four boys walked in. Two boys from school, footballers, were attempting to hit on them, but she kept her gaze focused on the guys, trying to 'subtly' attract their attention by waving. Kelso spotted them, well, spotted the boys flirting with his girlfriend, and moved towards the pair angrily.
"Hey, you hitting on my girlfriend?" He asked pushing one of the guys back.
"Oh, come on, they can't both be your girlfriend." Hyde came up behind Kelso, looking equally pissed. Kelso pushed the guy again and they both aggressively began pulling off their coats. Emily jumped up and pushed Kelso back, giving Hyde a chance to slip his arm around her waist and pull her out of the way of the two guys that Fez and Eric were now separating and pulling away.
"You are so lucky I'm naked pal!" Hyde released Emily's waist when they had made it down the corridor with a still fuming Kelso, allowing her to slip into the hall. She spotted Donna and her parents swaying from side to side in flag themed jumpsuits. She whistled and winked at the redhead, blowing kisses as Donna glared at her.
She looked away when she saw someone moving to sit beside her, and raised an eyebrow at Hyde. He grinned sheepishly.
"There are a lot of dogs and we're naked so.." Emily shook her head, feigning disappointment.
"I told ya not to bother. And here I was, all hyped up to see you naked too." His head shot round to look at her.
"What?" He asked pointedly, but she shushed him and gestured towards the stage, where the president had just come on. He tripped and fell multiple times causing the audience to gasp and cheer every time he fell and got back up.
"Now it is part of the Q and A portion of our program. And first up I'd like to introduce Red Forman." Emily looked at the row ahead of hers where Red and Kitty sat with her father and uncle and the Pinciottis. Red is a father of two wonderful children and how he's managed to keep them clothed and fed while be cut back to part time at the plant is beyond me. But he doesn't blame the president for his misfortune, no sir, he only blames himself."
Emily heard the very distinct sound of her uncle muttering a 'Fecking basterd' and the sound of someone getting smacked around the head int eh row in front of her and she giggled, making Hyde nudge her.
"I give you Red Forman." The hall began clapping as Eric's father stood up and moved towards the podium to ask his question.
"Um..." Red began shuffling awkwardly and sifting through the bits of paper in his hands, causing the crowd to start mumbling quietly in confusion. Kelso turned to Eric.
"Your dad is bombing." Emily's hand shot up to pluck at her lip, a nervous habit.
"Come on, Uncle Red. Rip 'im a new one."
"Wee wee! Pee pee!" Hyde's hand clamped over Emily's eyes making her jump.
"What the- Was that Eric?!" She could hear Hyde laughing beside her. She heard a scream and then a door slam open and shut.
"Hey Gerry, here's my question. How the hell could you pardon Nixon?" The crowd began clapping and Hyde dropped his hand still grinning.
"Holy crap he actually did it." Emily laughed along.
