The Wrong Number

Bold- Kenneth
Italics-Aspen
Bold+italics: Judy
Normal-Dylan

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"Hello? Is this Nerd?"

"Nerd? Wait. Is that how he saved my name as? That bastard!"

"Judy she is funny! I like her!"

"Hi. I'm Judy."

"Uh hey Judy."

"So what's your name? Ken won't tell us."

"Ken? His name is Ken?"

"You didn't know? That's weird. It's short for Kenneth Jones."

"He never told me. And I never asked I guess."

"So what's your name?"

"As-"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH MY PHONE?"

"Shit. Bye As. We're gonna be buried alive!"

"Hello? Did they say anything stupid?"

"Kenneth huh?"

"Of course they told you my name."

"So Ken, are you really like one of those Ken dolls? You know, perfectly styled blonde hair, shirts buttoned all the way up and slacks?"

"..."

"Oh my god! Seriously? Th-"

"I'm not like that, you idiot! I'm the opposite of that despite my name."

"Huh? Oh well. It would have been funny though."

"Why are you still laughing? It's not funny."

"Alright alright. So I quit the dog walking job!"

"That's why you are in a really good mood."

"Hell yeah. Mrs. Wilson is really grouchy and her dogs are too hyperactive. So I eventually had to leave."

"So what are you going to do now?"

"Maybe find jobs in restaurants? I want to get a receptionist's job. It seems easier that way."

"Where are you planning to work then?"

"Why would I tell you? So that you will come see me secretly. Not going to happen."

"Damn. I was almost going to go get my spying gear."

"You don't need to go overboard. Besides I didn't even get the job yet."

"So you already applied?"

"Of course I did. I need the money as soon as possible. And Joe's Corner h-Shit. You did this on purpose didn't you?"

"Ha! This was surprisingly easy to get it out of you. I was already planned to even face defeat-which I never do."

"You're an idiot."

"Your idiot."

"Did you just flirt with me?"

"Maybe I did? Did it work?"

"No."

*Beep*

"It didn't? Oh well."

"....he should stop doing that...."