Travis: Luckily I've got an ace up my sleeve!
Zane: *sticking his head out of travis's sweatshirt* did u really have to summon me I was on lunch break
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Vylad: Your clothes look super gay today
Garroth: yeah they just came out of the closet
Vylad: did u just
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Garroth: being gay before the invention of lube must've been a pain in the ass
Laurence: that's why olive oil was so popular in Ancient Greece
Aph: they sure loved that ancient grease
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Gene: LET ME BE PERFECTLY QUEER RIGHT NOW-
Sasha: yes gene. We know. We're dating you
Gene: oh
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Katelyn: if you ask me what my sexuality is you aren't going to get a straight answer
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Zane: hey I got my sexuality test back today!
Travis: what?
Zane: I aced it
Travis: I cannot believe
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Erik: *is see through*
Sylvanna: ERIK WHAT HAPPENED
Erik: kasey told me she was trans
Erik: so that makes me transparent
Sylvanna: *looks at kasey*
Kasey: the Dad jokes are evolving
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Vylad: when you're gay in your house with no one else home your homolone
Dante: why
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Homophobe: ugh gay men make me puke
Garroth: *evil glint in eyes* then don't deep throat so far
Laurence: *chokes on water*
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KC: the sun came out!
KC: the sun is gay!
Michi: why are the hot ones always gay
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KC: #fanfics! Because the story isn't over until we say it is
Lucinda: damn straight!
Kim: I feel like straight was the wrong word to use for fanfics
Lucinda: damn gay!
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Aaron: *banging his head against the wall at all the puns*
YOU ARE READING
MCD Headcanons
FanfictionJust some random headcanons I have of MCD, PDH, and MyStreet also a lot of shitposting
