The Return Of The Broken

My birthday was two weeks ago.

Yaaay I guess.

I'm 14 now.

Soon enough in going be sleeping in a coffin, wondering if life was just an endless journey.

Lol, that got dark really quick.

Anyway, 14 and two weeks old, fun I guess.

Facing exams that actually matter (a bit) in about a year.

If your not from the UK, learning basically goes like this...

Nursery: your a goddamn toddler, do whatever you want. (Age 3-4)

Reception? I guess? Idk anymore xD: your still young, don't give a damn (Age 4-5)

Here I don't actually know if I missed anything, I was way too young to remember xD

Year 1: omg actual work (Age 5-6)

Year 2: omg more REALLY HARD WORK (sarcasm) (age 6-7)

Year 3: huh, this is actually getting a tiny bit difficult (age 7-8)

Year 4: OK, you actually have a slightly able to function brain and you can remember stuff (age 8-9)

Year 5: WHERE DID ALL THE YEARS GO (age 9-10)

Year 6: Omg SATS WHY, at least we get fruit and water in tests (age 10-11)

Year 7: wow, I'm in a new school, life is difficult (age 11-12)

Year 8: So much homework, my life is **** (age 12-13)

Year 9: huh, I wonder what fanfiction is, I'm not gonna do homework and make up excuses, this isn't actually so hard now that I think about it. (Age 13-14)

Year 10, now and later prediction: wtf I got like 6 homeworks in a week, and this year I have to try.

Prediction for later dates: oh noooo, so much work, I'm gonna be so stressed out and not be able to post chapters (DUN DUN DUUUUUUU. Also, Age 14-15)

So that's life so far now that I think about it. I got in to gaming when I was around year 3 or 4, and got in to fanfiction somewhere around late year 8 and early year 9.

Hope you liked me talking about idk what, I'd be suprised if your reading this sentence