?? Single ? Taken ? Living with England (Hetalia fanfic)

Ni hao-Hello

Chia Ching-The teacher’s name

Lao shi-Teacher

Xie xie-Thank you

Tīng-Listen

Tíng-Stop

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Practically breaking the door off of its hinges I had made it into my B block class, Chinese. Stopping by the door to catch my break I wasn’t surprised at how no one paid me any mind.

“Elizabeth, you are late again.” I picked my head up and looked at the speaker.

“Ni hao Chia Ching lao shi.” I said with a goofy grin. She groaned at my care freeness. “Aiyaah. Take your seat.” She said motioning towards my place.

That’s right. My Chinese teacher actually says ‘Aiyaah’. Be jealous.

 I trudged over, still breathing heavily, and plopped down in the middle row. I turned my head and stared outside where the storm was still going on as strong as ever. Weather here was awesome. Turning my head to the front of the room I saw that Chia Ching lao shi was writing characters up on the board. On closer inspection I saw that it wasn’t characters but English words. A single word.

Movie.

The room erupted with cheers and I jumped out of my seat and fist pumped along with three others. The hugest grin was on my face. It then turned into complete chaos and uproar broke out about what movie we should watch.

“Spirited away!” I called out to her. This got a few nods and some people started shouting the name along with me. It also got some boo’s from the haters who said it was freaky. Well they can just go die in an f’ing hole.

“Tīng, tíng, tīng, tíng,” The teacher repeated while pointing to her ears then placing a finger by her mouth. She did this till we stopped our bickering and settled down. Of course, that one kid Tiras who didn’t shut up got smacked over the head by someone. He started to whine about how that was mean and it hurt. I rolled my eyes and let out an annoyed sigh.

“Just sit down.”  A boy yelled from behind me. I knew it was Lavi. He and Tiras always got into fights. Tiras opened his mouth to counter but I interjected before he could.

“Both of you just shut the bloody hell up so we can watch the fucking movie!” I roared at them. I could practically hear crickets chirping after I yelled this. No one, not even the teacher, said a word till finally Lavi spoke.

“Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.” He mocked in a cheery tone. I whipped my head around and shot daggers at him with my eyes. He tried his hardest not to flinch away from my glare. He was pretty good at not submitting, I will admit. The teacher found it a good time to intervene.

“Okay then, movie.” She said as she started fiddling with her laptop and the smart board. We all sat there patiently, waiting for it to start playing. After what seemed like hours the smart board turned on and the movie started going. Another small roar of cheers broke out before it went dead silent and the movie played. 10 minutes had passed of the movie and I got this really weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. I shrugged my shoulders trying to rid myself of it but it wouldn’t go away. Okay… It wasn’t as if I had a tummy ache or anything. More like a bad case of the butterflies but they were like on fire or something.

“Elizabeth.” I slowly turned my head to the left at the sound my name. At first I didn’t see anything and thought it was just my friend Reggie trying to annoy me but then I saw it. My eyes widened in shock as I stared at a flying green bunny.

“What. The. Fuck!” I said slowly out loud, my voice escalating to a screech at the end.

“Shhhhh!!!” The class hissed at me. I didn’t even bother to growl at them. All I could do was gape at what was in front of me.

“Hi there Elizabeth.” It said as it did acrobatic circles in the air. I didn’t respond, only kept staring.

Like a robot I turned to the person next to me. “Do-Do you see th-that t-too?” I asked, my voice shaking as I pointed to where the bunny was hovering with an even shakier arm. She looked at me as if I was high or something. She only scoffed before turning back to watch the movie. I must be going crazy, that’s all. Just crazy. I decided to follow her lead and stared at the screen. That’s it. Maybe if I ignore it, it will go away. I thought hopefully.

“Silly girl I’m not going away.” The annoying voice of the magical bunny said with a laugh. Can it read my mind?

“Nope.” It replied to my though.

Well obviously you can you stupid rat. I thought, adding a snarl to the end.

It gasped at me, “That’s not very nice Elizabeth.” It said in a tisking voice as it flew in front of me, blocking my view of Spirited Away.

Move. You’re not even real. I probably just accidentally stepped on a drug needle so now I’m seeing thing. I thought proudly to myself.

“Nope, I’m pretty real. Why doesn’t anyone believe me?” He/she/it asked looking sad. Could flying green bunnies even look sad? Taking in a deep breath I raised my hand. Chia Ching lao shi didn’t notice me so I stood up and climbed on top of the table.

“Sit down.” A few people yelled at me.

“Chia Ching lao shi, I think I’ve gone mad and belong in a mental hospital. Can I please go to the restroom?” I asked politely, still raising my hand. She looked up at me shocked. She was a new teacher; our other Chinese lao shi had a baby so she couldn’t exactly teach. That meant that this teacher didn’t know me. She had no idea that this was almost considered normal.

“What are you doing?” The green flying bunny asked me in alarm. I ignored it.

“Get off the table.” Chia Ching and the flying bunny demanded at the same time. I let out a groan. Maybe someone had gassed me somehow. Jumping off of the table I landed gracefully with a soft ‘thump’.

“Xie xie.” I said before I bolted out of the room at full speed.

“Elizabeth!” The teacher called after me but by then I was long gone.

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Ehehehe, I got mixed up with my other FanFic that I started calling Elizabeth Haley xD I fail. Okay, I think I found all the errors in this chapter. I hope.