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(Whoever made this picture I don't know but I didn't make it just praise them for it it's really great anyway tell me down in the comments some idea's or maybe how to get more reads on this I'm not a great writer if you didn't know that anyway back to the story shall we)
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(Y/n)p.o.v

I woke up with a slight headache I looked around my room but to figure it wasn't my room I sat up only that I couldn't I was hold down by something or should I say someone but only to find it was my savoir in red Deadpool I frowned a bit  then sighed I pushed him a bit saying "Deadpool wake up." He then hugged me into his chest saying "No Sam I am I don't like green egg's and ham." I smiled he was asleep still and he was like a huge child that was a bit weirder I sighed as I breathed in through my nose I almost threw up he smelt like blood and like garbage it's like he cut off his hand and fell into a garbage truck (hint:Deadpool cuts his hand off to get away from Colossus and jumped off a highway into a garbage truck painfully I might add) she then said "Deadpool!" He sat up quick letting go of her he yawned "Yes mummy?" I sighed "Deadpool how did you get into bed without me noticing and I am not your mummy." Deadpool looked at me "All I did was come in here because I couldn't sleep then I crawled into bed and fell asleep next to you I even touched you down there." I blushed yelling out "WHAT!" he smirked and said "I'm kidding." I sighed "You better be Deadpool anyway can you get out so I can change?" He then nodded leaving the room shutting the door I then changed into the clothes I had on before good thing it's Saturday I have Saturday's off I made his bed and left the room and went into the living room were he was eating pancakes but as soon as he heard me he stopped and turned around his mask fully on "Deadpool did you happen to get my backpack?" He nods pointing to the door that has it by it I smiled going to pick it up "Great I take pictures and write stories for the newspaper...and I don't have anything for Sunday great." I said sarcastically Deadpool turns around smiling through his mask "Actually I have a great idea you can do a news about me!" He says it excitedly I sigh "Well hmmm I guess thanks but what's so great about you tell me." I pull out a pen and flip notebook from my bag he smiled happily then said "I'm a Mercenary I'm great at killing people and super great at killing people for money or scaring people for money a lot of people tend to call me the Merc with a Mouth and I'll show you the rest when I go out you can come along just don't be scared." He said "Cause I'll call you a chicken."he smiled then made chicken noises and moved his arms up and down like a chicken I sighed " Okay but you gotta tell me more later and it would be great to see you in action. "I grinned " Also I need two pictures of you no blood or gore got it."he pouts nodding and then he says "Okay let's go get me a job come on." He called someone and then he went outside i followed behind him we waited then a taxi came I looked confused he got in and so did in there was an Indian driver he said "Hello Mr.pool...and who is the pretty lady with you?" He asked I smiled softly "Thank you I'm (Y/n) me and Deadpool are getting to know each other." I said then the guy said "Dopender I'm Dopender are you and Deadpool like a couple or?" I then shook my head "No...he is kinda a friend but we just met yesterday he saved my life so basically he is my savoir." Dopender nodded then said "Were to Mr.pool?"
Deadpool said "To the bar." Dopender nodded then headed to were ever the bar was I looked at Deadpool " I thought you were going to do a job?" He then said "I am that's were I go first."the car stopped Dopender asked for money Deadpool gave him a crisp high five I sighed handing Dopender a 20$ he smiled and said " Thank you (Y/n)...Bye."left once I got my stuff and got out as I followed behind Deadpool some guys looked my way whistling and winking I rolled my eyes as me and Deadpool stopped at the bar a nerdy looking guy was a the bartender Deadpool smiled at him " Weasel this is (Y/n) ,(Y/n) this is Weasel. " I hold my hand out to shake he shook it and he nodded I then let go he said "So what is she doing here?"
Deadpool smiled under his mask "Well of course she's a Newspaper gal and since I saved her life and she needed an article I was the perfect person ." I nodded at what Deadpool said as I watched him talk Weasel was staring at my breast I saw him in the corner of my eye I turned to him "Hey if your gonna stare at something my eyes are up here." I said with a bit of an attitude Deadpool made hand signs behind me like a child like he was saying in hand language haha you got noticed Weasel said "Feisty I love that in a girl." I sighed "You'll never get it." I then looked over at Deadpool he stopped quickly and said "Yeah Weasel keep your eyes to yourself." He said childishly a huge guy walked by slapping my ass Deadpool grabbed his shoulder turning around I grabbed him by his ball's he groaned in pain "Hey Fat Ganddof I may be a newspaper woman but I can handle myself to now say your sorry or your right  goose egg Gets it."
Deadpool said "Acona his matata's." I squeezed it harder he then said "I'm sorry." I then said "Yeah?got five minutes to go away or else next time I'll rip your ring straight off." I let go as he walked off holding his balls I sighed Deadpool looked at me surprised "Dang (Y/n) you seem different since I met you in that alley." He said I nodded "Well I haven't had my coffee so yeah." He smiled and ordered two shots and handed one to me I looked at it then drunk it down sitting the glass down Deadpool then said "I need a golden card." I listen to them talk he handed Deadpool a golden card deadpool then left I followed he called up Dopender and we left again in the taxi we arrived at a place with condo's Deadpool handed me a hoodie I looked at it "What's this for?" He said "so you don't get blood on your clothes and to hide your face." I nodded he then pulled me out behind him "Keep covered don't let anyone see you." I nodded "I'll try." He then went into the front of the condo he made me stay behind boxes in the front then he went inside I heard screaming and a lot of gun fire and them glass shattering I ducked suddenly I heard some people I crawled over closer behind some boxes I heard voices I listened as some dudes said "He's already inside damn it kill him." They walked off I felt someone grabbed me roughly it was a dude he smirked I felt fear strike me "Hmm what do we have here a little bitch." I spitted in his face saying "Fuck off!" He growled slamming me into the wall punching me in the face I cried out "You ass hole!" He smirked  wiping the spit off of his face I had blood dripping out of my mouth

Deadpool p.o.v
I walked in and started to shoot everyone I saw I got shot so I hide behind the wall and shot from there I then got it over with killing everyone I heard two guys walk in with some big ass weird gun's I sighed killing them easily I took the gun's and went out I heard a guy say "Hmm what do we have here a little bitch." I heard a spit noise then she said "Fuck off!" He growled and I heard something hit something then I walked out slowly I saw him punch (Y/n) in the face leaving a bruise and cut on her side cheek and blood dripped down her lips as they were busted I pulled out my Katana's and killed him by stabbing him straight through his skull (Y/n) falls I catch her in my arm softly she then looked up at me saying "I hid behind them big boxes but that guy found me ." I shrugged "Great let's get you cleaned up and well go get my money from the bar also you got to see one of my Awesome killings ." I said and called Dopender and he arrived we got in and left to my house we arrived there it was getting time were the sun was going down I sighed as we then entered my house I sat (Y/n) down I got some black and red Band-Aids and wet rag wiping her face off and putting a bandaid on her cheek and put a bandage on it I was great at this because I use to do it when I didn't have healing factor

Light voice:Wow You totally have the hots for her!!!She's also very pretty!!!

Dark voice: Exactly. Right you wouldn't be caring for her and she doesn't act like a slut like Vanessa did how she cheated on you once you left her anyway you should try getting  romantic with her

(Wade left Vanessa and when he followed her around with  his hoodie on he stalked her and she then found another guy that hurt Wade so much and then everything happened from there he ripped the picture of him and her up throwing it away and Francis never came but Deadpool is tracking him down now)

I then pulled away "Okay let's go to the bar." He took her backpack off and picked her up leaving into Dopender's taxi and they went back to the bar arriving she felt better and could walk I got the money and left we then went back home she then wrote it all down she left some of the stuff out but that's all I watched her she pulled out a camera and took pictures of me outside then she uploaded them to her printing machine so she had them I had to take her home I kept a picture of her and me and gave it to Weasel he hung it up I was bored I missed (Y/n) I did a job then got the money and went home to sleep in bed
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1,968 Words wow lol XD I never made chapters this big when I was younger I thought I sucked at making books but now people at school said I should write so I am writing anyway give me idea's for my next chapter and tell me what you think of this chapter thank you for reading bye I hope you enjoyed my crappy book.....😺
(June 29th 2017 1,968 words including these)