Newt Scamander x Reader

BETTER REQUESTS

40) You're a blanket hog!" - "Leave me alone and stop being so selfish."

41) "It's not fair that you're hot and funny." - "Look who's talking.. just kidding your jokes suck."

42) "I hate you." - "No you don't." (oh how I hate when people do this)

43) "Should I be worried?" - "Is the grass green?"

44) "You're kidding me?!" - "Shush, my mom never taught me."

45) "I'm your lock screen?" - "You were not supposed to see that."

46) "Will you go out with me?" - "As long as you hold my hand."

48) "Come inside, I'm sorry.." - "Not until you apologize." - "I just said I was freaking sorry!"

49) "Your voice is sexy." - "Your ass is sexy."

50) "If I asked you, you would say no." - "You don't know that."

51) "Seriously, the chimney?" - " The squirrel can't win!"

52) "32?" - "I'll prove it."

53) "It's just so little and adorable.." - "That's what she said."

54) "You're not mature enough to be a parent." - "Try me." 

55) "Take a chance." - "Uhm, lemme think.. no."

57) "You forgot about my birthday!' - "In my defense, I forget about a lot of things."

58) "You need more stamina." - "No, I need more steak and eggs.. so get on it."

59) "Can you dance with me?" - "You are not mad?"

60) "I'll smash it, I swear." - "You smash it and we are done."

61) "Move!" - "Why would I move if I am so comfy where I am?"

62) "I'm not going in." - "Then we are not getting a treat afterwards."

64) "I found it in the recycling bin." - "Well, you're the one killing the environment, so who's really in the wrong here?"

65) "We bet, and you lost." - "But tattoos are permanent!"

66) "Can you quit being so sassy?" - "Can you quit being so controlling?"

67) "Are you getting jealous?" - "You're changing your outfit, now!"

68) "What time is it there?" - "We're in the same time-zone.."

69;) "Quit flirting." - "I didn't mean to-"

70) "I just don't know what happened." - "You are to good for them."

71) "You have a cute nose, don't make me break it."

73) "You still need your baby blanket?"

76) "I bet it's a boy." - "I bet it's a turtle."

77) "Spare change?" - "You can't be responsible, you don't get your wallet."

78) "Cuddle or leave." - "So is that a no to supper?"

80) "Why did I marry you?" - "It took a lot of convincing."

81) "Who's texting you?" - "Uhmm.. nobody?"

82) "You have two choices." - "Neither of which I like."

83) "I want a dog." -  "I want a cat."

84) "Chinese food." - "Do we even know what that's made of?"

86) "You don't know how to change your tire?" - "Give it a rest, would you."

87) "That's my ex-boyfriend/girlfriend." - "Well kiss me so they can see."

88) "We got lucky. You're not gonna do that again, right?"

89) "Hey, babe, look what I found." - "GET THAT OUT OF THE HOUSE, NOW!" (*cough* Tom with spiders *cough*)

90) "You've been replaced." - "Alright, we'll see how you feel when you need me to kill a spider in the shower."

91) "Are those slippers?" - "Is that you being mean? AGAIN?"

92) "You forgot your book." - "No, I lost my book!"

93) "You're weird." - "Or you are just basic."

94) "We need a vacation." - "You read my mind to much, it's scary."

95) "Why'd you hug him? Do you love him?"

96) "Sorry." - "Good choice."

97) "Luck? Nope. Skills."

98) "Why can't you just believe me?" - "Because you lied about it before."

Isn't my cat Tom just the cutest? <3