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Avengers Pranking Gone Wrong (Avengers X Reader)

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"Y/N, please it'll be fun." Bucky keeps insisting.

"Go prank Steve on your own." You say trying to get him to leave you alone so you can continue reading your book.

"But babe come on. It'll be more fun if you help me."

"Go to tell Clint, Sam or even Tony to help you."

"They're already in on it. They'd never pass up the chance to prank someone, especially Stevie. Sam has this personal vendetta with him since the whole 'On your left' thing, Clint just likes pranking people, and Tony doesn't like how Stevie takes all of his spotlight and fangirls even though Stevie didn't take them I did." He says giving me a smug smile. (Picture above)

"Then why do you need me again?"

"Cause your my girlfriend and I can't deal with Tony on my own."

"Fine." You reply getting quite annoyed with all his talking. "But only on one condition you have to clean up whatever mess is made, let me have some alone time to read and you have to deal with Steve after."

"That was more like 3 conditions."

"Do you want me to help you or not?"

"Yes."

"Then we do it my way." You say with an evil grin.

~~~time skip brought to you by Stevie singing the national anthem at a football game~~~

"Ok, Tony did you get the sticky notes?"

"Yeah I did. It was over $200."

"Quit complaining you have a billion more." Pietro says.

Somehow every single avenger except Bruce because he refuses as he put it 'to be apart of such childish acts' and he would just rather do experiments in the lab, was all in on pranking Steve not that you are complaining of course cause there is a lot to do.

"True I am a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist."

"Don't forget an ass." Sam said while you couldn't help but snicker.

"How could you birdy I though we were friends."

"Guys focus. We have 4 hours to cover Steve's room with sticky notes. Let's go already." You yell at them.

~~~time skip to when they are finished brought to you by Loki doing the Macarena~~~

"Finally we are done." You exclaim.

"Now that I think about it why didn't we just have Pietro do it he has super speed?" Tony asks after 3 hours and 50 minutes of taking small square sticky notes and placing them in the walls, bed, TV, and everything else he says something.

"PIETRO GODDAMN IT! TONY IS RIGHT EVEN THOUGH I HATE TO ADMIT IT WHY DIDN'T YOU USE YOUR SUPER SPEED!"

Pietro finally doing something smart runs off with you casing after him yelling as many curses as you know.

"Hey Buck?"

"Yeah Sam?"

"Your girlfriend is terrifying."

"Believe I know. You don't know how many times I was afraid that she would kill me then revive me and kill me again."

"Honestly though, I am kind of unsure how I feel. I'm not sure if I should be terrified or aroused." Tony said.

Bucky snapped his gaze at Tony but before he could do anything you come walking in stomping your feet yelling, "WHAT DID YOU SAY STARK! YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T CARE!" You grab him by the ear and start dragging him to the roof where you hold him over the edge yelling a string of curses that would make Capsicle cry.

During this horrible time for Tony, Cap walks into the Tower unnoticed by the Avengers since they are all watching you and Tony while rolling on the floor laughing. Steve walks into his room and makes a high pitched shriek about his room that now looks like America puked in it.

All through out the room was red white and blue sticky notes, on one part of the wall there was a sticky note shield that he soon realized was his actual shield courtesy of Clint. Clint took his favorite thing in the world and covered it in sticky notes, he saw random spots in the wall where Thor got a little to excited. But the worst part of all was the floor where Tony had written

Look I'm Steve Rogers I'm the only century year old virgin in the world that is still alive. I have such a great ass that even America was blessed to see it.

Little Capsicle has never felt so disturbed and horrified than he has right then. Little did he know it was only about to get worse for him.

When Steve finally found you and the Avengers his ears and mind couldn't even process the words that were coming from your mouth. But let's be honest once you start yelling at Tony it makes you feel better to let it all out. It just started coming like word vomit and once you started you couldn't stop until you finished. Steve had to cover his ears even Bucky came over to cover his ears as well. One by one all the leftover Avengers were covering Steve's ears. He couldn't handle the words that were coming out of your mouth.

When you were finally done you went up to Bucky saying, "This was fun."

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