Overwatch One-shots & Preferences: Requests open

  A/n: I really wanted to write fluff since all my stuff is so serious and heavy. I need light fluffy stuff every once in a while. F L U F F I S G R 8. Also this one is short b/c all my stuff is like a book. Normally my chapters are 1000 words or more. And a polymorph is when you can turn into objects and animals (at least I'm including that) and stuff.

It was just you and Winston at the overwatch base. You guys were just chilling and hanging out. And by hanging You meant arguing. "You are not playing that weird electronic music In my base!." "Otter Pop is not weird electronic music! It's Shawn Wasabi!" You insisted. "Classical music is much better." He said as he put his music on. "No! It's stuffy and boring! At least let me play Despacito or something?!" You groaned. "No. Pop music is trash!""So are you, but you don't see me complaining." You retorted. Then you saw the look in his eyes. The "primal rage" look. "Y'know what? I realized that I needed to do something somewhere. That's not here. Bye!" You said as you turned into a bird and flew out of the room. You were a polymorph, so you could change into stuff. But you mostly turned into animals. And sometimes objects for pranks. Like the massive one you, Lùcio and Lena were planning. Ana was even in on it too! But that's a story for another day. (1st pov) But back to reality (woah, there goes gravity. *Eminem reference) I had made to the training room. Winston had decided to stay and read. And listen to Mozart or something. I just blasted "Spicy Boyfriend" and smirked. Then I trained as a penguin, an elephant, and a monkey. Then I heard the plane touching down. The others are back. So I turned off my music and ran to where the loading dock is. Man was everybody beaten and battered! Even Mercy who normally looked like she had just come out of a photo shoot looked tired. I was kind of an unofficial support. Even though I was offense. I was a nurse before I'd joined. Mercy just told them to go to their rooms and that we would be there soon.Lùcio claimed he was fine, even though he was limping and had to take his skates off because he fell twice. I just followed Mercy to her lab and helped her with the things she needed a which included specific spider venom, a frogs skin and my blood. That was just great. Then we had to give them that disgusting concotion. We didn't tell them what was in it though. And Lùcio ended up having a broken leg and it healed wrong, so we had to break it again and let it heal. After that was done, I snuck away to see Tracer and Lùcio. "You ready luv?" She asked."Born ready. You good bro?" I asked Lùcio. "I'm good. But this prank is going to be good too!" He whispered and smiled. Then Ana poked her head in."Are you set children?" "Yeah mom." I sassed. She rolled her eyes and walked out. We followed her. Then we set the plan in motion.Jack was walking down the hallway and Ana distracted him as we set the stuff up. Lùcio had the music ready and Lena had the tea. I had the paint. "Really Ana, I have to train." He politely said as he pushes past her. She shot us a desperate look, but we were ready. Lùcio and I hid while Tracer silently recalled to the hallway. Jack walked in and looked around like he knew we were in there. I was a chameleon, so I was worried for Lùcio. But he hid in the air ducts. 76 just started stretching and then Lena dashed in and spilled her tea on his shirt. "OXTON!" He shouted in anger.Lena jumped."Sorry 76, I didn't know you were training here today!" She babbled. "You should have water or Gatorade in here not tea!"Lena had a disgusted face. "Gatorade is for losers. Tea is where it's at. Britain for the win!" She said as she raised her hand as a sign. Then Lùcio turned the music on. Of course it was Skrillex. The music made him jump and he got even angrier. I snickered."IS SOMBRA IN THE STEREO AGAIN? SO HELP ME I WILL-" He said as he walked over the pressure plate and triggered the paint trap that doused him in pink paint. I fell off the wall laughing and accidentally reverted back to my human form. Lùcio fell out of the air duct laughing too. Then Soldiers eyes fell on us. Rage is too tame of a word to describe how mad he was. "SCATTER!" Lùcio yelled as he started wall riding to the other half of the base. Tracer dashed and I turned into a leopard and sprinted away. I wasn't even looking as I dashed into the common room and ran into Zarya. It felt like a brick wall with all that muscle. "What are you doing?" She demanded as I blinked. I was seeing double. "I think I need to see Mercy.""I think you need a punishment." Soldier said as he walked in leaving a trail of paint. My eyes went wide as I turned into a hummingbird and flew to my room. I am not getting caught. Not today. When I ran in and slammed the door. Lùcio and Tracer were already in there. I sighed. Then the door blew up. Soldiers helix rockets He must've been mad because he'd never waste a helix rocket."YOU KIDS HAVE WASTED TOO MUCH TIME PLAYING PRANKS AND SLACKING OFF. DISH DUTY AND CLEANING DETAIL FOR THE NEXT MONTH!" He screamed as paint flew everywhere. We we're silent."APPARENTLY ITS NOT CLEAR. YOU'LL BE DOING TRAINING WITH ZARYA TOO! IS THAT CLEAR??!!!" "Yes sir!" We stuttered as he stomped out and slammed the half blown up door. "And that's why I didn't help you guys." D. Va said as she looked at the carnage. Tracer and Lùcio walked out, leaving me to clean my paint splattered room and half blown up door. I did manage to get the paint off and fix the door with aluminum. That was about the best I could do. Then I tiredly walked into the room and fell on the couch. I was tired and Soldier was giving me and Lena the stink eye. He had gotten all the paint off though. "And that's why we don't play pranks." Winston said as he opened the jar of peanut butter that I'd given him yesterday. I morphed into Winston and said:"Look at me! I'm a super smart genetically enhanced Gorilla! I like listening to Mozart and complaining about the lack of good music. Oo ooo ah ah" Then everybody started laughing. Winston shook his head and smirked. I was actually pretty proud of that one. Then I walked out and Lena followed. "You are the only one that doesn't know you like him.""No I don't." "Yeah you do. You hang out with him more and tease him more. I personally think it's adorable luv.""Yeah sure. Even if I did like him, he wouldn't like me back." *Timeskip cause this was longer than I thought It'd be* I was with Hanzo and Zenyatta in the garden. They were discussing different meditation techniques. I was just there because Hanzo said he'd teach me how to shoot a bow. I knew how to, but he said my skills were poor. Then Winston came around, and suddenly Hanzo and Zen had other things to do. "Flakers!" I yelled after them. Then I looked at Winston. If I was a Gorilla, I'd admit he was one of the better looking ones. "So..." I said.He glared at me. "Was it the mocking you thing? Cause it was just a joke man!""No it was the Mozart joke." "BRUH." I said as I rolled my eyes."Mozart is... Kinda old. You gotta go outside you comfort Zone man! How do you think I found out that I even HAD powers?" "I really don't know, because you never told me."I could've sworn that I heard someone. "Well when I was 13 my house was robbed and my parents killed. I came downstairs and saw the murderer he tried to shoot me, but I wished I was a cheetah and I could run away. And I turned into a cheetah and ran." I said as my face turned to stone. "And the burglar?""I later tracked him down and gave him the punishment he deserved." I said darkly." But hey! that's why I'm here. Overwatch found out about me and what I did. And asked me to join." I said lightly. And laughed. He did the same. And he also hugged me. I accepted and hugged him back. He looked around and he kissed my forehead. I blushed like mad. We released each other and my face looked like a tomato. He laughed and walked towards base. "Seriously, ditch the Mozart!""Nope!" Then Lena, Hana, Lùcio, Zenyatta and Hanzo came from behind bushes. "What the-""I knew you liked him!" Lena said as she poked me. I blushed."It was only matter of time." Zenyatta said as Hanzo agreed. "I'm so glad I was a part of this." Hana said. Then I turned to Ana. She just smiled and pinched my cheek. "You guys are great. But you know something that I didn't volunteer to tell you." I said as my smile turned sour. They all looked at me like I was about to kill them. Which I was going to do. I then Turned into Winston and said: "I'm feeling angry" "I'M OUT!" Hana said as she called her mech and dashed into the base along with Tracer. Then I went all primal rage as Hanzo called his dragons.But dragons Don't help when every bone in your body is crushed. :>

A/n: PLAY OF THE GAME