Keith was fine.
Lance didn't believe it. C'mon, Keith looked liked he never got any sleep. And he looked liked never ate. Now that Lance thought of it, he hadn't seen him eat in a while.
"I'm fine." He insisted everyday.
Lance didn't buy it. Now...
This is slightly... Mature. No smut but y'know. Well, smut-ty.
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Honestly, if Pidge told me she was a lesbian at this point I wouldn't be surprised. I was casually strolling then BAM Keith gets attacked by this... Thing.
It looked like a dog and a hippo had a child. It was fluffy, with bald spots. It's skin was hot pink, kind of blinding in the sunlight. It's tail was short but poofy with hair. It was hippo sized and over weight.
It was probably the most ugliest thing I've ever seen. Of course, when it leaped onto Keith I freaked out. I kicked it off and immediately shot it. Nice reflexes.
Keith panted and looked at the dead creature, crawling away from the beast.
"Are you ok, Keith?!" We all said in unison. Not creepy at all.
Keith nodded shallowly before standing shakily. I noticed his face was covered in slobber.
"I... I think it was friendly..." Mullet man muttered. That would make a good tongue twister. Mullet man muttered. Mullet man muttered. Try saying that five times gas. Mulletmanmu'ered. I don't know...
"No. That wasn't a friendly beast! Did you get any saliva on you, Keith?" Allura questioned. Keith turned around, wiping the slobber from his face, "yeah, why?"
Allura rubbed her temples, "this isn't good."
"Why?! What does it do?!" I ran over to Keith, studying him to see if he was going to die or something.
"It makes a person more vulnerable and lowers their guards. They are more prone to diseases and questions. See, if I asked Keith what's his favourite movie, he would answer honestly. This lasts for... 2 days. It also makes them more sleepier. These were used in wars, I cannot believe this beast is still alive."
Keith was panicking, "could I die?"
"No. You shouldn't."
Keith backed away from everyone, "don't ask me stuff." He demanded gruffly, I nodded along with everyone else. The mullet boy then ran away towards the black tent.
I mean, ha, I'm obviously going to ask him questions. I honestly want to know more about him. And tease him. Well, more teasing. I tease him a lot. I just noticed that, what the heck.
Shiro sighed and wrapped an arm around Allura. Pidge raised an eyebrow, "what's your ship name?"
"My ship name...? Well, our ship is over the-"
"Never mind."
I chuckled and Hunk nudged me a little, "lance."
"What?" I asked, slightly irritated. "Keith." My head snapped in his direction and I could tell he was annoyed. Or sad. Or angry. Or mad. That rhymed. I would make good poems.
