TEXT ? BENNY WEIR

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you
guys! guess what!

ethan
what is it?

R-Money
WHAT

sarah
what is it benny?

erica
i thought we agreed that
you wouldn't talk to us
unless it's urgent

you
this is urgent!
and you hardly let ethan, rory
and i talk to you at school
give me a break

sarah
he's got a point

R-Money
before you tell us, is my
contact name still R-Money

you
yes 😒
i don't believe that you'll
suck me dry if i change it
back to rory but i'm too
lazy to change it

R-Money
cool!

ethan
what is it benny?

you
you know the phone number
i found in lottalatte?

sarah
wait when was this

you
the other day i went to
lottalatte with ethan and
rory and i found a phone
number on our table

sarah
ah okay continue

you
i texted the number, and turns
out it belongs to this really
pretty girl called ellen.

she met this guy there and he
asked for her number. she gave
it to him before leaving, but
he didn't even call her, let alone
pick up her number!

can you believe that?
i mean, she's beautiful!

erica
what a jerk
if i was her i would've
kicked his ass

you
i really want to, i can't
believe he stood a girl
like her up!

sarah
aw i think benny has
a crush

you
i do not

ethan
yes you do

R-Money
what does she look like?

you sent a photo!

sarah
wow she's pretty

ethan
i don't blame you for
having a crush on her
buddy

you
I DON'T HAVE A
CRUSH ON HER

R-Money
well if you don't like her,
could i have her number? ;)

you
NO

erica
and why is that 😏

R-Money
yeah, benny, why is that?

you
okay fine i do like her

ethan
i knew it

sarah
^ all along

erica
well what are you still
doing talking to us?
talk to her!

you
i will! :D
but do you know what
the best part is?

ethan
what?

you
she lives in davenport!

R-Money
no way! that's right
next to whitechapel!

you
exactly! :D

but i am worried about
something

sarah
that she might find out
that you're a spellmaster,
ethan's a seer, and erica,
rory and i are bloodsucking
creatures of the night?

you
yep

ethan
don't worry dude
it'll be fine.
just keep talking to her
until you feel as if you're
close enough to tell her

erica
for the first time
ever i agree with
this nerd

ethan
oh, thanks erica

erica
no problem :)

you
alright i'm gonna talk
to her again and maybe
try to get her instagram

R-Money
yeah benny!
can i be your wingman

you
never in a million years rory

R-Money
:(

ethan
you might wanna change
your username

sarah
i agree. i don't think
benny.the.jedi.master
is gonna impress her

you
you're probably right ... :/