BTS imagines- Smut and fluff (requests open)

(JM-Jimin, RM-Ram Monster/Namjoon, JH-J-Hope/Hobi, SJ-SeokJin, JK-Jungkook, S-Suga/Yoongi, V-V/Taehyung)

(The typos and misspellings are intentional for the texting part, and the right side is your text messages, in italics)

BEEP BEEP ITS THE DICK SQUAD

JM: 여보세요 아들    (Hello there son)

 EXCUSE ME SIR

RM: U lil ho she doesn't speak korean

SJ: I'm so HOT

S: 날 자게 내버려둬 (LET ME SLEEP)

 I DON'T SPEAK OR READ KOREAN HO

 BUT I SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE

 YO YO YO BITCHES AND DICKS WHO'S HORNY RIGHT NOW I'M LONELY D:

JM: I SPEAK ENGLISH NOW

JH : ME

JK : HOLY SHIT GIMME YO ADDRESS GURLLL

S : I'm awake and very english

RM: U thirsty hoes  

V : Rap Molester what does horny mean???

SJ: RAPE MOLESTER DON'T TELL HIM

*New chat with SugaSuga_93*

S: (Y/n), I woke up and used English for you, you're coming over.

 For real?

S: Bitch, yes, I'm ready now hurry up

S: if you can't drive I'll pick you up

 *your address*

S: mk bby Be there soon

*Back to group chat*

RM : me and (Y/n) are the only civilized humans here  

S : I got the GURL

JM : I SAID IT FIRST THOOO

S : she gave me her address first

ALL: WHAT??

 Sorry . He lives closest

RM: I'm your neighbor tho

ALL except RM: wHAT??

JM : (Y/n), GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS.

*New chat with Jiminout_95*

JM : Yoongi's really rough, btw

thanks? Does he like tha kinky shit

JM : Oh yes

JM : But I'd be gentle and slowwww

I thought you didn't speak english?

Jiminout_95 has left the conversation

Group chat

Guys so mUCH IS HAPPENING WHERES YOONGI OPPA

JK: Uhm eXCUSE me I'm your oppa too

S: I'm at your door open up

When did you all get so good at english

S: When you said you're lonely now open the goddamn door

Reality

'oh god what have I gotten myself into'  you thought frantically as you walked to open the door to a cool, pale, and barefaced Yoongi, dressed amazingly as usual. You've met him in real life many times, but now was different; he was here at your house, horny and alone.

 "Hi" you said in a small voice, letting him through the tall entrance. He looked at you with his dazzling eyes and didn't respond to your greeting. "Yoongs?" you questioned as he took off his jacket, dropping it behind him on the floor, walking closely. "Yoongs." you repeated, backing away slightly as he came closer. 

Still no response, he kept getting closer to you, eyes only on yours as he fumbled with his braided black belt on his dark jeans with holes ripped high enough that you could angle your hand a certain way and you'd be able to...'Aish! I can't be like this, he's a good friend...who's really fucking hot right now" you thought to yourself before announcing:

 "Fuck it, let's do this Min Yoongi"

[Part 2?]