How To Get Your Oppa

Yass! You've finally mastered reading and writing hangeul! Go ahead, pat your backs, make a nice bubble bath with wine (or orange juice mixed with sprite if you're still underaged--which I highly recommend because it's hella good) and play "House of Cards" softly, and sensually, as you lather yourself in beautifully scented soap. Why? because you deserve it, you sexy, independent homosapien.

So now you guys know how to read and write, and that's great, however I'm sure that 15 percent of your time is filled with excitement that you can read and the other 85% is pure confusion because you do not know exactly what the words mean. Welp, my thirsty chingus, this is where I fall in and help you guys out ;))

Of course I could jump right in and tell you guys all the things needed to do the *clears throat sensually* deed. However, we are very much indeed not classified as a certain gardening utensil, and instead, we are queens full of class. So with that said, we shall approach our oppa with the most general of things, for example:

So lets do a conversation example:

Me: *Notices a fine homosapien male of the Korean descent and proceeds to swiggity swooty to that booty*
Me: 안녕하세용~♡
Fine asff Oppa: *in a sexy dark husky voice, making every panty in a one hundred mile radius moist* 아...누구세요?
Me: 아! 네! 저는 데이얀나입니당~ 이름은 뭐예여?
Fine asff Oppa: 안녕하세요, 저는 (Insert your favorite oppa's name I guess haha) 입니다
Fine asff Oppa: 나이는 뭐예요?
Me: 저는 19 (my korean age) 살입니당~
Fine asff Oppa: 19살? 진짜? 저는 21 살입니다. 저는 너의 오빠입니다~그래서 오빠라고 불러주세여~♡
Me, wet asff: 아! 네...오빠~♡

So that, my D thirsty friends, is how you're supposed to approach your victi--Oops sorry I mean--Oppa.

Now, remember, my fellow chingus:

Stay thirsty my friends ;)))