I Ship It A.K.A. Random One Shots From Random Fandoms And Of Random Ships

Wazzaaaaap! Guess what I'm not dead. Well I am on the inside and dying on the outside but I'm not dead yet. So one of my best friends is obsessed with these two so I'm writing a one shot for her. If you don't know who Dan and Phil are then firstly, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU and secondly, they're Youtuber's that make really good videos so go watch em(she dragged me down with her). Please for me and my crazy friend who is staring over my shoulder giving me death glares as I write this. Anyway...you're not here to hear about my boring ass life so let's get down to business not to defeat the huns but lets go (if you don't get that reference never talk to me...which none of you do anyway so who am I kidding)

The story behind this: Two short stories of Dan and Phil through the eyes of their neighbours...Ohhh what have I gotten myself into

(Oh happy Valentines Day/Single People Appreciation Day btw and all of this is from the point of view of the neighbour/s)

THE SLENDERMAN INCIDENT

It was around 3 am and I spend most of the night watching Netflix. Possibly not the smartest idea, but I was getting into bed when I suddenly heard a giant scream from the apartment above mine. I tried to ignore it and thought, because after about 5 minutes when nothing happened, it must have been my body telling me "go to sleep". 

Then just as I was closing my eyes I heard another scream.I sat up in my bed thinking whether I should get up or stay where I am. I grabbed my phone and had the number for the police ready, but that was just as a final option. I decided that if I heard 2 more screams I would go check it. 

Not two minutes later the 3rd scream of the night came. I sighed and prepared my stuff to go check it out. Then for a couple of minutes it seemed like wouldn't have to get up after all and I laid back down thinking I'd be able to get some rest. That's when the loudest scream yet came. What was worrying was that only one person kept screaming. Even though I hardly knew the neighbours above me I thought I'd check if everything was okay and no one was getting murdered.

I put on some sweatpants and grabbed my phone, keys and some running shoes in case it was an actual murderer. I walked up a couple of flights of stairs before reaching the flat. I contemplated knocking or just turning back, but I told myself I would do it so I knocked on the door  waiting for someone to answer it. I had the police number ready, but then I heard footsteps approaching the door. 

A tall black haired guy with a black shirt with bats on it appeared in the door. "Oh hello," he said looking kinda confused, "I'm Phil Lester is anything happening?". 

"Um hello," I replied,"It's just that I heard screaming and was wondering if everything was okay and it's almost halloween". 

"Oh I'm sorry about that. Did we wake you? It's just me and my roommate were making a video. It sounds weirder than it actually is but we make videos for a living" he explained blushing slightly. 

"Oh thank god it's just that" I sighed with relief, "I thought someone was getting murdered. No it's no problem just maybe screaming at night during halloween...not the best idea. Anyway nice meeting you and goodnight".

After that there were occasions when I heard screaming but was never really bothered by it so if someone was getting murdered I'd probably dismiss it.

THE 'CUTE GAY COUPLE' INCIDENT

When your parents tell you you're moving to London I'm not sure how you'd react. I wasn't sure how to react. From a nice house in the countryside we moved to a London apartment, but things were going pretty smoothly. The initial move was hard, but I was settling well in school and made some pretty good friends already. The only thing I wasn't sure about or knew anything about were the neighbours. I had only lived here for one month, however I didn't know anyone in the building really. That's why my mom decided to go around introducing ourselves to our neighbours. My dad made up an excuse of something like "I'll meet them eventually I have to work now" and yet me saying "I have homework" had no change whatsoever. 

When we finally reached the final door we had planned for the day something I didn't expect happened. My mom knocked on the door smiling brightly when a young tall guy with jet black hair and a bright red shirt with the nasa logo opened the door smiling back at us. He had striking blue eyes and looked very friendly. "Hello, I'm Emma and this is my daughter Julie. We moved here last month and I don't think we had a chance to meet yet" my mo introduced us extending out her hand the guy shaking it. "Phil Lester," the guy said smiling at us, "welcome to London. It's really nice to meet you". The guy seemed oddly familiar, but I also shook his trying not to think about it too hard. 

That's when the thing happened. "Dan!" Phil shouted back into his apartment, "come here!". Was Dan short for Daniel or Daniela. I was 90% sure my mom was thinking the same thing and we exchanged looks of confusion. Thats when we heard footsteps approaching and another very tall young guy this time with brown hair and brown eyes appeared in the doorway. "Oh Daniel Howell nice to meet you" he introduced himself. Once again the name reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it right there. 

After my mom reintroduced us they started talking about things and thats when I zoned out."Oh my god PHIL! You spork you didn't turn off the Nitendo Switch. Our Mario Kart race..." Dan said his face going pale and slightly shaking Phil, "really nice meeting you. I have go take care off something". I tried not to laugh as my mom's face did thing it did when she was confused as she probably understood about 2 words from the sentence Dan said. After a couple more minutes we said our goodbyes and went back home. 

Once we arrived home my dad was reading a book on the sofa. He called that working. I sighed trying to slip unnoticed to my room. That obviously didn't work as my dad asked "So how did it go?". Luckily my mom answered for me "It went really great. We met a lot of nice people. There is another small family and a really cute gay couple in the apartment underneath us". She continued telling my dad about our encounters and I deemed my presence unimportant so I moved into my room getting to my math homework...

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IM BAAAAACK. Sorry it took so long and that this chapter isn't the greatest I felt like I just needed to let you know that I'm alive and I try to write when I can. I'm trying to write more and hope I'll upload more than once a month. I have no sarcastic comments or self deprecating jokes for today so just...bye

xxThaliaxx