You're a What? (Omega! Edd x Matt)

Nicola arrived safely at school. Edd complained to Matt how much of an asshole his 3 year old child was while Matt bought Edd more chocolate. As Edd and Matt arrived back at home, Edd binged ate his new chocolate and snuggled with Matt. Because this is preschool, Nicola would only be staying until 12:00. Edd fell asleep without any worry.

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Tom was told to go pick up Nicola at noon. But here he was, with no clue where she was. He asked around and asked the teachers. They said she already was picked up.

Tom took out his phone to call Edd.

He didn't pick up the phone. Tom began to worry a bit. Did Edd already pick her up? If so, why was I called to come here? And why isn't Edd picking up his phone?

Tom went to Nicola's teacher. She seemed like a nice lady, with short brown hair and round glasses.

"So, you said Nicola was already picked up?"

"Yep." She nodded her head. "Why?"

"I was told to pick her up but her parents. Do you know what this person looked like?"

"Sure... he had brown hair, silver eyes... and he was wearing a red hoodie."

"Fuck."

Tom took out his phone again and dialed Tord's number, walking away from the school. He picked up nearly immediately.

"Hi Tom!" Tord said in a cheerful voice.

"Shut up you commie bastard. Do you have Nicola?"

"Why?"

"Because I promised her I would bring her home and the teacher said a fucker in a red hoodie and silver eyes picked her up."

"Oh, I'm sure she didn't say those words. She's far too nice."

"So you did pick her up. Where are you now? At home?"

"No. No, I'm not at any home."
"Then where the hell are you?"

"I'm at that cliff. Y'know, the one near where I crashed. I still have pieces of my robot here! What a surprise."

Tom sighed. "I'll be right there to pick Edd's child up."

"No, no, don't come empty handed. If you do, I'll push her off the cliff."

Tom's heart skipped a beat. "You'll what?!"

"You heard me. Anyways, go get Edd and his idiot husband and bring him with you. I need to talk to him."

"You piece of shit."

"Yep."

"Can I at least talk to her right now?"

It was quiet for a second. "Yes, sure. I'll put you on speakerphone."

It didn't take long for Nicola's voice to come up.

"Nicola, you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine, why? Tord's kinda fun, he's letting me play with this robot toy thing. He said I could keep it. I think it shoots lasers."

Tom sighed again. "Don't listen to Tord. He's bad."

"Alright, that's enough." Tord's voice came through the phone. "What made you think saying that's ok?"

"Kidnapping a child is less okay! What are you even up to? Why are you acting like this?"

Tom heard a sniffle from Tord. "I need Edd. I need him. He... he's my only friend and I haven't heard even a hello from him... since Nicola was born..."

"What are you planning?"

"It doesn't matter. Just come here soon. I'm getting hungry."

Tord hung up before Tom could reply.

Edd's house wasn't that far now, he'd been walking toward their while talking. He knocked on the door frantically. It didn't take long for Matt to open the door.

"Where's Nicola?" Matt asked.

"Tord has her. I need Edd though. He said he wants him."

"He's still asleep," was Matt's reply.

"Then wake him."

~

Edd wasn't happy. He wasn't happy at all, he felt like he was going to cry as he walked with Tom, clutching onto Matt's arm. It wasn't that far away, which was good. As soon as Nicola saw them, she tried to run towards Tom and Edd and Matt. But Tord roughly grabbed onto the collar of her shirt, causing her to fall down and hurt her neck.

Edd cried out in worry.

Soon they were only a few feet apart. Tord kept holding onto Nicola.

"Edd!" Tord said happily. "I'm so glad you're here."

"C-c...can I have my child back, please?" Edd asked.

"No, not just yet." Tord made a ticking sound, it looked as if he was thinking. "Just to make things clear, if any of you come closer, possible to grab Nicola, I'll throw her off the cliff." Tord held her up high over the edge, as if to demonstrate. "Or if you don't cooperate and do as I say. Deal?"

"Of course not!" Matt growled.

Tord dangled Nicola over the cliff, she seemed stiff in fear.

Matt backed off to let Tord talk again.

"Edd. Dearest Edd. Lets make a deal."

Edd didn't reply. He was worrying about the safety of his child.

"If you give yourself to me, I'll let Nicola go. She'll be safe."
"And if he doesn't?" Matt asked.

"I'll throw Nicola off the cliff, duh." It was silent. "So Edd, do you agree?"

It didn't take long for Edd to make up his mind. "Yes," he said. Of course it was yes. Why wouldn't it be? Edd began to walk to Tord's side in defeat.

"What of I don't agree to this?" Matt asked.

"Then you better hope Nicola survives the fall."

Tom was on the sidelines, watching all of this unfold. He thought Tord had finally completely lost his mind. He though he changed. It's a good thing Tord didn't see him trying to sneak around to the other side, busy with Matt and Edd.

"And Edd," Tord said with the sweetest voice, "Once you make this deal, you're mine forever. If you try to leave, Nicola's death will be sure. Got it?"

Edd nodded.

"Great."

Tord lowered Nicola but still held onto her. With his other hand he took off Edd's ring and pulled his hoodie down to reveal his neck.

He was going to mark him. To finally have Edd as his.

It's what he always wanted.

Edd felt Tord's teeth sink into his neck, he clenched his fists in pain.

But before Tord could process what was happening, he was thrown off. Tom had pushed him away from Edd, Nicola wasn't even a reach away.

But Tord was too fast.

Edd fell to his knees with a bloody shoulder and neck while he watched his child fall off the cliff...

"Oops," Tord said with a scowl and a grin.

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