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Dirty pick up lines- all of them

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Daniel- fuck me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist?

Zach- if you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?

Jack- I hope you got pet insurance because tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy

Jonah- call me leaves, because you should be blowing me

Corbyn- can you help me with my science assessment, I need to know how to get to Uranus

Daniel- I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night long

Zach- I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you

Jack- I named my dick "the truth" because bitches can't handle it

Jonah- pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed, first is you

Corbyn- you look so innocent, so sweet and as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.

Daniel- you know, if I were you I'd have sex with me

Zach- yeah it's big, and if you pet it, it spits

Jack- what time do you get off, can I watch?

Jonah- wanna play army, I lay down and you blow the hell out of me

Corbyn- the FBI wants to steal my penis, can I hide it in you?

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