I woke up in the hospital with a broken tail bone. They told me last night I got drunk and I put on a snorkel and some floaties and ran and jumped into a puddle screaming "POOL PARTY" Fuck my life

I woke up in the hospital with a broken tail bone. They told me last night I got drunk and I put on a snorkel and some floaties and ran and jumped into a puddle screaming "POOL PARTY" Fuck my life