Random Fandom Crap Marvel Edition 《 Wattys 2018 》

♡《《《Thorgi》》》♡

"Loki!" You heard Tony scream down the hall, it was early, not really, but since you had just gotten into bed about an hour ago, it was feeling pretty early for eleven AM, you knew you had to be a moderator for what ever just happened because Thor was likely just walking into the kitchen to eat his morning pop tarts.

You stuck your head out your bedroom door only to see Tony carrying a corgi down the hall toward Loki's room, "Uh, Tony, since when do you have a dog?" You asked just as he passed your room, "It's Thor!" You didn't register what he said so you yawned and asked, "Thor has a corgi, and I'm not allowed to have a husky?" He smacked his face, "That's not how you should hold a dog." You quickly said as you grabbed the squirming dog from him before he could reply.

"No, that's not a dog, I mean it is, but Loki turned Thor into a dog." Tony laughed a bit, "What did Thor do to Loki now?" You yawned again, "I don't know, and I don't care." Tony replied just as Loki stepped out of his room.

"Fix Thor right now!" Tony demanded Loki as soon as he stepped into the hall, "Can't, it'll wear off at midnight, until then he's your problem Stark." Loki laughed as he headed passed you two, "Like hell, (Your name) he's your problem, take care of him til he turns back." Tony said before running off.

You just stood there for a minute before holding Thor up to your eye level, "Pop tarts, then I need a nap, deal?" You questioned, the dog yipped happily at the mention of pop tarts.

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Carefully you put Thor onto one of the kitchen stools, "Please don't move, I don't want you falling off, I'll get your pop tarts toasted then I'm going to lay down on the couch." Again he yipped happily.

The toaster popped up almost as soon as you sat down, so you hurried to get a plate from the cabinet, struggling to reach, you finally jumped up onto the counter to reach them, "Times like these, I hate being short, hate living with a bunch of tall men, and wish you were people sized so I wouldn't have to have my butt on the counter." You sighed.

You burned your finger while getting the pop tarts out of the toaster because Clint walked up behind you quietly and scared you, Thor  growled at him as soon as he did, "Woah, cute dog, what's his name?" Clint asked as you walked toward him, "Thor." You answered, "You named your dog Thor?" He questioned, "It is Thor, Loki zapped him." You replied as you grabbed Thor with your free hand and balanced him on your hip.

Clint just shook his head and walked out of the room mumbling something about joining the circus again, as you placed Thor on the couch and the pop tarts on the coffee table he started to whine, "Not until they cool off, you're not burning your puppy tongue." You scolded, he just whimpered a bit before nudging your hand, "What?" You asked before looking down at him to see he was looking up at you with his tongue hanging out of his mouth with the biggest puppy dog eyes you had ever seen.

You gave in soon and gave him the plate, "If you burn your tongue it's not my fault." You warned him, he shook his entire butt as he ate.

Soon enough the plate was licked clean and Thor was lounging on the opposite end of the couch, "Okay Thor, I'm gonna nap for an hour, so you're going in the floor." You told him as you moved the plate off of the couch onto the coffee table.

Thor sat beside the couch just staring at you while you pulled the throw blanket off of the back of the couch and curling up under it, you were just about to doze off when Thor tugged at the blanket slightly, pulling you back to reality, "What Thor?" You asked groggily as you rolled over to see him.

"You want to nap under the blanket too?" You guessed, he shook his butt in return, "Fine, but don't tell anyone, they would never let us live this down." You warned as you picked him up off the floor and pulled him under the blanket with you.