Alchemy: Magic vs Science

Alchemy: Magic vs. Science

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D/C: I own nothing.

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First Name: Informal

Last Name: Formal (Or used to annoy to annoy others...)

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"English and Edward's accented voice."

"Amestrian, foreign languages, or to add emphasis."

Written notes or to add extra emphasize

'Thoughts.'

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"Nope."

"Nope..."

"Nope......."

"Nope............"

"Nope.................."

"...Ac...nope."

Edward sat behind his desk in his classroom, looking through all the exams to see who has what it takes to learn Alchemy. So far well over half of the students that took the exam, have failed the exam. The main reason is the lack of common sense and the second reason has to do with their reason for wanting to learn Alchemy. Along with that, he wasn't even grading them excessively. Even then, the vast majority of the students that took the test are complete and utter idiots that lack common sense.

Grumbling under his breath at the lack of potential of magical students, Edward continued grading ignoring everything around him. He did not even see or even sense that Xerxes had swooped into the classroom. Xerxes dropped a letter on top of Edward's desk and landed on a wooden perch that was now placed on the corner of the Alchemy's teacher desk. The tiny owl looked at Edward to see him not paying attention to her.

"Hoot."

No reaction from the Golden Blonde.

"Hoot!" Xerxes hooted louder, but still no reaction. Almost as if grumbling, Xerxes jumped off her perch and waddled around the table. She now facing Edward and still nothing, she glanced down and saw her human's attention is completely entrapped on a piece paper. The wheels in her mind started to spin rapidly before a sneaky hoot escaped her beak. That sneaky hoot did catch Edward's attention, it actually sent a shiver down his spine. His eyes narrowed down at Xerxes who was now looking at him innocently.

"Hoot."

"...What?" Edward deadpanned, without saying anything Xerxes grabbed the exam he was grading and flew off with it. "Hey! Give that back!"

Xerxes let out a muffled-out hoot while flying across the classroom with the exam in her beck.

"At least take one of the failed ones, that one is actually a good one!" Edward yelled after Xerxes, chasing around the owl around his classroom.

"Hoot!"

"Don't curse at me!"

"Hoot!"

"Shut up!"

After what seemed like forever, Edward finally managed to retrieve the exam back in one ripped up piece. Edward went back to his desk to continue grading. When he sat back down, it was when he saw the letter. He immediately picked up the letter and ripped it open. The contents of the letter made him furrow his eyebrow deep in thought.

'I knew using owls for mail was a bad idea.' Edward thought, rereading the letter. His brother had sent him the letter in code and it only took him a moment to crack the code. Now he has to figure something out to get someone over to Xing to retrieve the items fro him. Then a memory popped back into his mind, remembering the time that Severus had trunk everything into something so small. Something about a charm... Filius does charms... Now he has to talk to the old headmaster about this. 'Great...Now I have to talk to that old goa-"